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What color should the carpet be? |
Purple |
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Blue |
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The Lord Your God prefers hardwood floors |
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String Bender55 |
DHDRabbi wrote: | Before you know it, we're going to have the Actscelerate of Prophecy. | Or we may have an Actscelerate Anderson, Indiana. Or perhaps an Actscelerate In Christ. _________________ Bend them strings, make em sing, Bend em don't break them. Play that funky Jesus music White boy! |
Hon. Dr. in Acts-celeratology Posts: 5681 11/17/08 10:11 pm
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Don't tell me |
doyle |
Please don't tell me that Shaun guy is leading the purple group!
Doyle _________________ The largest room in the world is the room for improvement. |
Acts-celerate Owner Posts: 6957 11/17/08 10:16 pm
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Memory03 |
could the "B" in Shaun B. Wilson stand for "Barney"?
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01000001 01100011 01110100 01110011 Posts: 21953 11/17/08 10:31 pm
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I can't believe |
churchsinger |
all you "blue" people are denying the "deity" of the the color purple. God would want purple I am sure!!! |
Friendly Face Posts: 412 11/18/08 8:36 am
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roughridercog |
Memory03 wrote: | could the "B" in Shaun B. Wilson stand for "Barney"?
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Memory, you've given one more reason for people to vote for BLUE. _________________ Doctor of Bovinamodulation |
Acts Mod Posts: 25305 11/18/08 9:29 am
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I accuse Shaun of misuse of power |
roughridercog |
He, along with Acorn, are manipulating the votes on the board to make it "appear" that purple is the color of choice. I can't see conservative Christians just remaining idle during this.
He and Acord are working hard to make the voters think that a vote for God's color choice (BLUE) will be a wasted vote.
May I shout?
WE CANNOT ALLOW THIS TO HAPPEN A SECOND TIME!
The abuse of power must cease and the color of the board carpet must be blue.
I know that the purple loving fear mongers are saying that if purple loses, there will be riots across the board. But we cannot be swayed by fear. We must vote for BLUE because it's the right thing to do.
It the purple voters want a fight, we on the Lord's side are prepared to give them one.
VOTE BLUE! _________________ Doctor of Bovinamodulation |
Acts Mod Posts: 25305 11/18/08 9:33 am
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Re: I accuse Shaun of misuse of power |
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roughridercog wrote: | He, along with Acorn, are manipulating the votes on the board to make it "appear" that purple is the color of choice. I can't see conservative Christians just remaining idle during this.
He and Acord are working hard to make the voters think that a vote for God's color choice (BLUE) will be a wasted vote.
May I shout?
WE CANNOT ALLOW THIS TO HAPPEN A SECOND TIME!
The abuse of power must cease and the color of the board carpet must be blue.
I know that the purple loving fear mongers are saying that if purple loses, there will be riots across the board. But we cannot be swayed by fear. We must vote for BLUE because it's the right thing to do.
It the purple voters want a fight, we on the Lord's side are prepared to give them one.
VOTE BLUE! |
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Golf Cart Mafia Capo Famiglia Posts: 4743 11/18/08 9:34 am
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It's those undecided wafflers |
roughridercog |
who are voting for the third party that are going to enable Satan to get the victory here.
Change your vote while it's still not too late.
Come on over to God's side.
Don't be found on the wrong side.
Don't halt between two opinions by voting hardwood.
Vote BLUE _________________ Doctor of Bovinamodulation |
Acts Mod Posts: 25305 11/18/08 10:13 am
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I feel the Lord calling me to pick and choose my battles. I feel released to allow blue or hardwood floors, but absolutely will stick to my convictions on Charmin brand toilet paper.
If this upsets you, I'm sorry, but I MUST follow my convictions. _________________ Signature Themes: Connectedness | Futuristic | Ideation | Intellection | Learner |
Site Admin Posts: 3222 11/18/08 12:20 pm
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roughridercog |
ShaunThe wrote: | I feel the Lord calling me to pick and choose my battles. I feel released to allow blue or hardwood floors, but absolutely will stick to my convictions on Charmin brand toilet paper.
If this upsets you, I'm sorry, but I MUST follow my convictions. |
Let's compromise.
I'll go with the Charmin toilet paper, but the roll must come up from underneath, not over the top. _________________ Doctor of Bovinamodulation |
Acts Mod Posts: 25305 11/18/08 12:28 pm
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PastorJackson |
roughridercog wrote: | ShaunThe wrote: | I feel the Lord calling me to pick and choose my battles. I feel released to allow blue or hardwood floors, but absolutely will stick to my convictions on Charmin brand toilet paper.
If this upsets you, I'm sorry, but I MUST follow my convictions. |
Let's compromise.
I'll go with the Charmin toilet paper, but the roll must come up from underneath, not over the top. |
Ohhhh no you didnt! now you done it. Everyone know that God ordained it over the top. Remember blessings flow from the top down. There is a principle in this. _________________ Are the things you are living for, worth Christ dying for?
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Golf Cart Mafia Capo Famiglia Posts: 4743 11/18/08 12:48 pm
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shaunbwilson |
roughridercog wrote: | Let's compromise.
I'll go with the Charmin toilet paper, but the roll must come up from underneath, not over the top. |
Get out the oil, boys. We're gonna PRAY THIS DEMON OUTTA HIM! DEMON OF TOILET PAPER FROM UNDERNEATH, LOOSE HIM! LET HIM GO, IN JESUS' NAME! _________________ Signature Themes: Connectedness | Futuristic | Ideation | Intellection | Learner |
Site Admin Posts: 3222 11/18/08 12:51 pm
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I Say Blue Because... |
Mark Knight |
Ky. Wildcats color is blue and everyone knows God is a UK fan. _________________ Go Cats |
Friendly Face Posts: 310 11/18/08 12:52 pm
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shaunbwilson |
I just can't believe that all this time we've had the Spirit of Toilet Paper From Underneath dwelling in our midst and no one had the true spirit of discernment to know there was a wolf among us. _________________ Signature Themes: Connectedness | Futuristic | Ideation | Intellection | Learner |
Site Admin Posts: 3222 11/18/08 12:54 pm
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roughridercog |
ShaunThe wrote: | I just can't believe that all this time we've had the Spirit of Toilet Paper From Underneath dwelling in our midst and no one had the true spirit of discernment to know there was a wolf among us. |
I'm not the one who was having Acorn juggle the ballots.
Yes, I admit it.
I put toilet paper on the roll coming up from underneath. It just feels natural. God made me that way. _________________ Doctor of Bovinamodulation |
Acts Mod Posts: 25305 11/18/08 12:56 pm
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roughridercog wrote: | ShaunThe wrote: | I just can't believe that all this time we've had the Spirit of Toilet Paper From Underneath dwelling in our midst and no one had the true spirit of discernment to know there was a wolf among us. |
I'm not the one who was having Acorn juggle the ballots.
Yes, I admit it.
I put toilet paper on the roll coming up from underneath. It just feels natural. God made me that way. |
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Golf Cart Mafia Capo Famiglia Posts: 4743 11/18/08 1:03 pm
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roughridercog wrote: | ShaunThe wrote: | I just can't believe that all this time we've had the Spirit of Toilet Paper From Underneath dwelling in our midst and no one had the true spirit of discernment to know there was a wolf among us. |
I'm not the one who was having Acorn juggle the ballots.
Yes, I admit it.
I put toilet paper on the roll coming up from underneath. It just feels natural. God made me that way. |
I see the ballots are changing, so where did all those blue ones come from? Chicago? _________________ Are the things you are living for, worth Christ dying for?
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Golf Cart Mafia Capo Famiglia Posts: 4743 11/18/08 1:04 pm
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roughridercog |
PastorJackson wrote: | roughridercog wrote: | ShaunThe wrote: | I just can't believe that all this time we've had the Spirit of Toilet Paper From Underneath dwelling in our midst and no one had the true spirit of discernment to know there was a wolf among us. |
I'm not the one who was having Acorn juggle the ballots.
Yes, I admit it.
I put toilet paper on the roll coming up from underneath. It just feels natural. God made me that way. |
God can deliver you if you repent. |
No repentance is necessary.
Toilet paper is not mentioned in the Bible, so God let's us make the decision as free moral agents which way the toilet paper should go. But He prefers it to come from the bottom so the cat can't unroll the whole thing.
God was with me regarding the blue carpet. Do you think He'd depart on the truth of the toilet paper?
I say, NAY. _________________ Doctor of Bovinamodulation |
Acts Mod Posts: 25305 11/18/08 1:09 pm
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