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Post Fortune cookie I just received Dave Dorsey
And I quote:

"The greatest danger could be your stupidity"

Like I don't have enough problems already. I don't need to be judged by a cookie!
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2/20/19 8:31 pm


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Post Cojak
Okay DD, I will admit I smiled when I read it, then wondered why you got my fortune cookie? Very Happy
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Agreed guys. If I could eliminate my stupidity - I could have a much easier life.

I need to find out the manufacturer of those fortune cookies and see if I can get some sent my way. A cold slap of stark reality across the face is sometimes the best medicine.
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Post NBF...I've been trying for YEARS! Aaron Scott
Nature Boy Florida wrote:
Agreed guys. If I could eliminate my stupidity - I could have a much easier life.

I need to find out the manufacturer of those fortune cookies and see if I can get some sent my way. A cold slap of stark reality across the face is sometimes the best medicine.



I been working on you for years. I think the best way to gauge if you are rising out of stupidity is to consider the sports teams you support. Here's how this works....


YOU: I've been reading Tolstoy and the encyclopedia. I think...maybe...I'm getting less stupid. Wait! Let me do that test that Aaron told me about. "Do I like the Gators?"...back to the drawing board!

YOU: I've spent 10 years in Nepal studying with monks to develop my inward man. Let me do the test again: "Do I like the Gators?" Oh, man--I just wasted 10 years of my life!

YOU: Aaron, I...I can't seem to shake stupid.
ME: Listen, not everyone was born to be brilliant...or even smart...or even kind of not smart. Some are born to be in the first percentile of intelligence. Like communists and Gator fans. Just let your little light shine anyway!

Always glad to help out, NBF!


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2/26/19 11:58 am


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Post Re: NBF...I've been trying for YEARS! Tom Sterbens
Aaron Scott wrote:


I been working on you for years. I think the best way to gauge if you are rising out of stupidity is to consider the sports teams you support. Here's how this works....


YOU: I've been reading Tolstoy and the encyclopedia.
AARON: Been reading Toy Story and social media.

YOU: I've spent 10 years in Nepal studying with monks to develop my inward man.
AARON: Spent 10 years under various names developing my pseudo-man.

YOU: Aaron, I...I can't seem to shake stupid.
AARON: NBF, I...I never wasted time trying to shake it.


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Post Nature Boy Florida
Tom,
Aaron's "been reading Toy Story and social media" was pretty inspired.
Nicely done.
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Post Tom!!! Aaron Scott
Tom Sterbens wrote:
Aaron Scott wrote:


I been working on you for years. I think the best way to gauge if you are rising out of stupidity is to consider the sports teams you support. Here's how this works....


YOU: I've been reading Tolstoy and the encyclopedia.
AARON: Been reading Toy Story and social media.

YOU: I've spent 10 years in Nepal studying with monks to develop my inward man.
AARON: Spent 10 years under various names developing my pseudo-man.

YOU: Aaron, I...I can't seem to shake stupid.
AARON: NBF, I...I never wasted time trying to shake it.


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Do you have a hidden camera or microphone in my house??? I think my wife sees things that way you do!
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Post Re: Tom!!! Tom Sterbens
Aaron Scott wrote:
Tom Sterbens wrote:
Aaron Scott wrote:


I been working on you for years. I think the best way to gauge if you are rising out of stupidity is to consider the sports teams you support. Here's how this works....


YOU: I've been reading Tolstoy and the encyclopedia.
AARON: Been reading Toy Story and social media.

YOU: I've spent 10 years in Nepal studying with monks to develop my inward man.
AARON: Spent 10 years under various names developing my pseudo-man.

YOU: Aaron, I...I can't seem to shake stupid.
AARON: NBF, I...I never wasted time trying to shake it.


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Do you have a hidden camera or microphone in my house??? I think my wife sees things that way you do!

No...
She is clearly a person of great discernment, wisdom and Godly character!
(Not to mention that in marrying you she displayed a benevolent condescension that rivals the incarnation of our Savior).

But having said that...why did you make me wait three days for your reply!!!
That is mean!
By now you must know that jabbing you is nearly a singular joy in life!
Don't let that happen again!!!
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