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Post dead as plum doornobs Bound For Beaulah
Glory to God hallalujah anyhow
im a tellin you the churches of God have gone to plum pot
its deader than a door nob
i went to a so called revival service at one last week and it was jus lik a baptist or methodist church abosutly no different
its a shame what the cog has come to nowadays
it a sine that God is fixin to come back with power and every church that has bowd down to bail will burn
jezebel is runnin the churches nowadays but theres a payday a coming to the ones who have been true
HOLINESS OR HELL
HOLINESS OR HELL

ITS SO ANYHOW
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Post Re: dead as plum doornobs Old Time Country Preacher
Bound For Beaulah wrote:
churches of God have gone to plum pot.



Not all of em, Beaulah. We tried at Plum Pot at Pikeville a couple a years ago, an folk just didn't git off on it. We started usin at THC laced chocolate. It tastes a lot better, an hey, it aint sinful cause we aint smokin nothin.
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Post Re: dead as plum doornobs diakoneo
Old Time Country Preacher wrote:
Bound For Beaulah wrote:
churches of God have gone to plum pot.



Not all of em, Beaulah. We tried at Plum Pot at Pikeville a couple a years ago, an folk just didn't git off on it. We started usin at THC laced chocolate. It tastes a lot better, an hey, it aint sinful cause we aint smokin nothin.


try the prune pot
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Post Re: dead as plum doornobs Old Time Country Preacher
diakoneo wrote:
Old Time Country Preacher wrote:
Bound For Beaulah wrote:
churches of God have gone to plum pot.



Not all of em, Beaulah. We tried at Plum Pot at Pikeville a couple a years ago, an folk just didn't git off on it. We started usin at THC laced chocolate. It tastes a lot better, an hey, it aint sinful cause we aint smokin nothin.


try the prune pot



No way, D, son, at'll loosen a feller up in a hurry.
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A prune is just a dried plum. [Insert Acts Pun Here]
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bonnie knox wrote:
A prune is just a dried plum.


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Post Old Time Country Preacher
diakoneo wrote:
bonnie knox wrote:
A prune is just a dried plum.


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Yeah, but em plums don't have the same affect on a fellers as prunes. You drink a glass a plum juice one day. A week later drink a glass a prune juice. You'll see the difference, an feel it to.
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Post bonnie knox
Smoking it ought not to affect you that way, whether it's plum or prune.

Old Time Country Preacher wrote:
diakoneo wrote:
bonnie knox wrote:
A prune is just a dried plum.


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Yeah, but em plums don't have the same affect on a fellers as prunes. You drink a glass a plum juice one day. A week later drink a glass a prune juice. You'll see the difference, an feel it to.
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Post diakoneo
Wow yall have hijacked this thread!

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diakoneo wrote:
Wow yall have hijacked this thread!

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Post Re: dead as plum doornobs UncleJD
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it aint sinful cause we aint smokin nothin.


What if it leads ................. TO DANCIN'? Shocked Shocked Shocked
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Post I BIND YOU ALL Bound For Beaulah
GLORY TO GOD ANYHOW>> i bind you all for poking fun

Go ahead and poke fun theres a payday a comin

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Post Quiet Wyatt
Pretty sure you mean "plumb," not "plum." [Insert Acts Pun Here]
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Quiet Wyatt wrote:
Pretty sure you mean "plumb," not "plum."


plum is a variant spelling of plumb

Oh, my, I just learned something. I've always heard "plumb" used as an a adjective or adverb (like this: "informal chiefly US (intensifier): plumb stupid" or "plumb give out") and didn't think Beaulah was using it the right way, but the Free Online Dictionary says this about it:
adj
(prenominal) informal chiefly US (intensifier): a plumb nuisance.


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bonnie knox wrote:
informal chiefly.



So the Chief uses the word plum too?
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Occasionally, I think. I use it (usually in the phrase "plumb give out") a lot more than he does. In fact I use lots of words more than he does. Cool


Old Time Country Preacher wrote:
bonnie knox wrote:
informal chiefly.



So the Chief uses the word plum too?
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