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skinnybishop

If I claim to be "transgenerational", can I retire and get Social Security

Acts Enthusiast Posts: 1055 **4/22/16 7:52 am**

I'm 41, but I feel older. I get along with older people. I identify more with older people, than people of my generation. Does this mean I am "transgenerational" and should be treated like a Senior Citizen?

Shouldn't I be entitled to free coffee at McDonalds?
Shouldn't I be allowed to join the AARP?
Shouldn't I be first in line at church dinners?
Shouldn't I be allowed to retire and get Social Security?

If a man can claim to be a woman....If a white lady can claim to be a Native American, etc.....Why can't I claim to be a Senior Citizen and everybody go along with that?
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Eddie Wiggins

c6thplayer1

Hon. Dr. in Acts-celeratology Posts: 6385 **4/22/16 10:17 am**

You can and you can do so successfully if you just claim that you are a minority and that everyone is being racist towards you. Just think of the benefits ;

1. Welfare with no background checks
2. Free Obama Smart Phone
3. Instant job promotions ahead of qualified people
4. Law suits waiting for you to file
5. Your picture on US money
6. Instant Ability to scare politicians and get what you want
7. Free Admission to the college of your choice
8. Reparations from past injustices
9. Pardons for criminal activity

bonnie knox

[Insert Acts Pun Here] Posts: 14803 **4/22/16 4:42 pm**

Maybe not the Social Security part, but you could start wearing Depends and go to the bathroom wherever you wanted. Mr. Green