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 Prophetic message: this is the year the Trump will sound |
wayne |
I figure if Parsley and others can do it...
In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trump: for the trumpet shall sound, and the dead shall be raised incorruptible, and we shall be changed. (1Cor 15:52) 
Folks do I have the gift? If so, send me a faith seed/jubilee seed of 10, 50, 100 or even 1000.00 to receive your anointed with aloe box of tissues. For an additional gift of 100.00 we will anoint the box with the oil of your choosing. |
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| Re: Prophetic message: this is the year the Trump will sound |
Old Time Country Preacher |
| wayne wrote: | I figure if Parsley and others can do it...
In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trump: for the trumpet shall sound, and the dead shall be raised incorruptible, and we shall be changed. (1Cor 15:52)
Folks do I have the gift? If so, send me a faith seed/jubilee seed of 10, 50, 100 or even 1000.00 to receive your anointed with aloe box of tissues. For an additional gift of 100.00 we will anoint the box with the oil of your choosing. |
I want me a box a them aloe tissues, but they aint but $1.29 at Walmarts.  |
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3/14/16 11:40 pm
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wayne |
man! don't give away my secrets. I'll bring you in if you keep it between us. This thought just came to mind, I'll get you a doctorate from the on-line school @ the church of the universe.
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Old Time Country Preacher |
| wayne wrote: | man! don't give away my secrets. I'll bring you in if you keep it between us. This thought just came to mind, I'll get you a doctorate from the on-line school @ the church of the universe.
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Believe me, Wayne, son, at sounds real temptin, cause then I could walk around amongst ma preacher friends an say I was a doctor. An then even the ole timer would be cool an all.
But, But, well, ma ethics won't allow me to do it. But now, a online school alone don't make a docterate foul. If the school (whether online or brick/mortar) is legitimately accredited, the docterate is real. But if its one a them unaccredited (or accredited by a accreditation mill) things, hey, no can do.
But if you'll give me a cut a them aloe tissues, hey, I might go fer it. |
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3/15/16 12:12 pm
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bonnie knox |
Well, what I want to know is what happens to the US after the trump sounds.
I might be needing quite a few of those tissues. |
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| Miss Bonnie, you said you was from NC. Who you an the chief votin fer today? |
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Da Sheik |
| Wayne how much would you charge me for a vial of miracle water from the toile..er I mean Jordan River? I can't afford seed money but I can give you a pledge. |
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Old Time Country Preacher |
| Da Sheik wrote: | | Wayne how much would you charge me for a vial of miracle water from the toile..er I mean Jordan River? I can't afford seed money but I can give you a pledge. |
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3/15/16 12:39 pm
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bonnie knox |
| Old Time Country Preacher wrote: | | Miss Bonnie, you said you was from NC. Who you an the chief votin fer today? |
Ole Timer, the chief didn't tell me who was voting for. He is a man of few words, very few.
I'm probably not going to vote at all today. Had I switched my party affiliation, I would have voted for Cruz. |
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3/15/16 12:49 pm
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wayne |
| Da Sheik wrote: | | Wayne how much would you charge me for a vial of miracle water from the toile..er I mean Jordan River? I can't afford seed money but I can give you a pledge. |
I'm sorry my brother, without sacrifice there ain't no blessing. We would be willing to take a 49.95 down payment on your blessing tho and then you can take a loan against your car to finance the rest of your blessing. Sacrifice my brutha. |
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wayne |
| bonnie knox wrote: | Well, what I want to know is what happens to the US after the trump sounds.
I might be needing quite a few of those tissues. |
"we shall be changed"
you fill in the rest. |
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