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What do Female Muslims Get if they Die in Jihad?

 
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Post What do Female Muslims Get if they Die in Jihad? Old Time Country Preacher
Seriously, the men who strap on a bomb vest an blow their self up, hey, they go straight to Allah an they is 70 or 72 virgins waitin on em.

Now we are seein more womenfolk willin to die in jihad. Is they a similar promise made to the womenfolk? Or, what motivates muslim womin to be a suicide bomber?
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Maybe they think they get to be a renewed virgin every day, and part of a haram of 70.

No wonder there are more male ter ror rists.
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Post Re: What do Female Muslims Get if they Die in Jihad? UncleJD
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Maybe they think they get to be a renewed virgin every day, and part of a haram of 70.

No wonder there are more male ter ror rists.


Maybe they think they will get to change genders. I can't imagine a woman enjoying the allocated roll they are put in. Maybe they don't want to end up with acid-face so they're willing to blow themselves up to make the men happy.
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I think they must get FREEDOM from men, They get to walk in front of the man forever, and not just in mine fields! Shocked
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Post Re: What do Female Muslims Get if they Die in Jihad? c6thplayer1
Old Time Country Preacher wrote:
Seriously, the men who strap on a bomb vest an blow their self up, hey, they go straight to Allah an they is 70 or 72 virgins waitin on em.

Now we are seein more womenfolk willin to die in jihad. Is they a similar promise made to the womenfolk? Or, what motivates muslim womin to be a suicide bomber?


The fear of another beating !
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Next time the husband tries to beat her, she oughtta come out dressed in full suicide bomber regalia an yell, "Hey, you want somma this? Do ya? Well, come on an make my day."



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Old Time Country Preacher wrote:
Next time the husband tries to beat her, she oughtta come out dressed in full suicide bomber regalia an yell, "Hey, you want somma this? Do ya? Well, come on an make my day."






Thats Great , but lets analyze this and see if it is probable..

1. That would be 14 words is succession that would have to be spoken.

2. The average muslims IQ is a few notches below pitiful.

Given the facts above , the probability of this happening is zilch. But Its a great Idea. Your solution would cleanse the world of two more slugs.
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