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Post Re: RU going to hell? Horse Sense
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If masturbation will send someone to hell, then God needs to do some expansion because 95% of the people I know will go for masturbating and the other 5% will go for lying about it. I don't see how in the world it desecrates the temple.As a matter of fact, it's actually good to relieve pelvic congestion in women and men.......and it actually helps men who have chronic prostatitis to "keep things drained"


What in the heck is "pelvic congestion"? and how can I keep from getting it? That sounds so painful!
Is it like a cold or flu? Will it make your nose run?
Well, I never.

And, Yo Dude, just remember that that plastic lover can't wrap her arms around you and cuddle when you're done.

Ya'll are all making me want to go find my wife and take her to the toy box.
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Post Remember...you asked. TheBeebs
Pelvic Congestion is what happens during lovemaking before climax.
The pelvic "organs" become engorged with blood (in both parties) and a man gets ready to release semen. The congestion is relieved with orgasm (in both parties). If someone doesn't reach orgasm the pelvis becomes congested or "overfilled". I can't come right out and say what men call it, but it involves the color blue. Women have their own version.

No, it's not like the flu.
No, it won't make your nose run........but it sure will make you grouchy!
You can keep from getting it by having satisfying sex. Now.......go find your wife.


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all this is here and PMS is gone? Wow.
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Are you that Canadian lady that is on late night cable with her own talk show?

Your image and frankness put me in mind of her and
THAT is not something you want in your mind.

Is 'Beebs' a cover-up for another name you would rather be?
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Post Re: Er...Sex Dolls daisy24
haha! That woman's name is Sue Johanasen (sp?)...I am glad she's not my grandma Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Acts Enthusiast
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Post Re: Beebs TheBeebs
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Are you that Canadian lady that is on late night cable with her own talk show?

Your image and frankness put me in mind of her and
THAT is not something you want in your mind.

Is 'Beebs' a cover-up for another name you would rather be?
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Yes.......I would really like to be "The Fruit Cake Lady" from Jay Leno

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haha! That woman's name is Sue Johanasen (sp?)...I am glad she's not my grandma


I'm not Sue....but I did teach her everything she knows. I just didn't teach her everything I know.



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Post androids and other thoughts Link
I've seen a few episodes of science fiction programs and a movie or two that had android's who could hace sex with people. There was that silly AI movie, an episode of Star Trek, and some lame movie with William Shatner that had character's like this.

Data slept with Yar when she was infected with something that made her act drunk.

So if sex dolls are okay for Christians, then there would be nothing we could say about sex androids? What if some day they invent robot men or women that act, look, and feel just like people. A manor woman could have ten additional robot wives without committing adultery on his real one, or go see a robot prostitute without committing adultery.

Personally, I don't see what the thrill is with the idea of a blow-up doll. That sounds like the most unappealing thing to me. I can see why someone would be interested in some kind of android that was just like a person, but rubber sex doll shaped like a person? Why would anyone even buy such a thing?

Beyond that, I really don't see how a sex doll could be used as a marital aid.

That being said, I don't think there are any scriptural grounds for denouncing all sex toys. I suppose there are some 'toys' or whatever designed for men with physical problems. Health-wise something like that might be better than taking Viagra or some other drug that can effect your heart.

The one problem I see with it is someone argued that buying these things you are supporting the porno industry. That gave me an idea. Actually, I'd already had an idea, and now I can expand on it a little.

Here in Indonesia, a lot of condoms are sold with advertising emphasizing family planning. Overall, views on marriage here are positive. People want to get married. They don't joke negatively about marriage here like they do in the US. they associate sex with marriage. They do joke about young married couples or married couples trying to have kids and things along those lines.

I noticed a lot of Durex adds here. I'd never heard of Durex when I was in the US ten years ago, so i don't know if you know what I'm talking about. It's a brand of condom. They have this little condom with boxing gloves, and some adds assume people will be fornicating. They probably cater to younger unmarried audiences.

Idea I was thinking, why don't some Christians start a company and start to sell 'family condoms' or 'family values' condoms for Christians in the US market? You could count Roman Catholics out, but there are probably a lot of evangelical married couples who would buy them to support a company that does not promote fornication. They could even put something on the label that they are not to be used for fornication. Why stop there, put on the label that they are not to be used in marriages that don't line up with Jesus' teaching on divorce Exclamation This company could also sell some sex toys that don't support porno or fornication. Nothing shaped too much like parts of the body. Maybe some Amish nightees, too. Razz
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Post Re: androids and other thoughts TheBeebs
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Idea I was thinking, why don't some Christians start a company and start to sell 'family condoms' or 'family values' condoms for Christians in the US market? You could count Roman Catholics out, but there are probably a lot of evangelical married couples who would buy them to support a company that does not promote fornication. They could even put something on the label that they are not to be used for fornication. Why stop there, put on the label that they are not to be used in marriages that don't line up with Jesus' teaching on divorce Exclamation This company could also sell some sex toys that don't support porno or fornication. Nothing shaped too much like parts of the body. Maybe some Amish nightees, too. Razz


It's your idea.....you go first.

Just FYI: Not all men are candidates for Viagra etc. There are a number of conditions that cannot be corrected or helped with drugs.....venous leak being one of them. Surgery is required for correction and the odds of it working are less than 50-50. The leak tends to reoccur.(Go look it up. Don't make me explain it). Not all men are candidates for penile prosthesis or Prostaglandin-E injections. All these things sound simple in the media, but believe me, they don't always have the desired outcome.

As for 'droids'.....well, mechanical is mechanical whether it electronic or blow up. The one advantage I see is that if one bites the blow up she will simply zoom around the room a time or two and land. With the 'droid'....well......let's just say the experience could be shocking


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Post You are soooo hilarious! When's that book due to come out?? Joy L Martinez
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PDN, I pride myself on posting relevent pictures. I am ashamed that I didn't think of that. Well done.

What made that, was the chest hair. Laughing


That guy's got problems of his own 'cuz "Lovely Linda" don't come in his size.

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Post Re: Er...Sex Dolls Memory03
Yo you have young children, you shouldn't need a substitute this early in your marriage... Laughing
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Post People! People! Yo Dude
I neither have nor intend to purchase a "doll"! I am not in NEED of one of these "dolls."

I simply saw some article somewhere about it, and got to thinking about implications. That's all.

Not only would my fair wife "kill" the doll, she would very likely kill or seriously injure me--ha!

I'm not trying to find justification--because I'm not going to be needing justification. I just got to thinking about where do we draw the line?

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