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Post We seen a deer driving to church! Old Time Country Preacher
Yep, just last night, me an momma seen a deer driving to church. He was a big ole buck. Acts-pert Poster
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Post bonnie knox
I reckon the only question left to ask is did he end up in the offern plate? [Insert Acts Pun Here]
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Post Re: We seen a deer driving to church! Nick Park
Old Time Country Preacher wrote:
Yep, just last night, me an momma seen a deer driving to church. He was a big ole buck.


I find it remarkable that a deer should learn to drive at all, let alone seeing one driving to church.
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Post Re: We seen a deer driving to church! diakoneo
Nick Park wrote:
Old Time Country Preacher wrote:
Yep, just last night, me an momma seen a deer driving to church. He was a big ole buck.


I find it remarkable that a deer should learn to drive at all, let alone seeing one driving to church.


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Post Re: We seen a deer driving to church! UncleJD
Nick Park wrote:
Old Time Country Preacher wrote:
Yep, just last night, me an momma seen a deer driving to church. He was a big ole buck.


I find it remarkable that a deer should learn to drive at all, let alone seeing one driving to church.


Good thing you were on-deck to bat clean-up for Bonnie, she missed that one. Laughing		 Golf Cart Mafia Consigliere
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Post Re: We seen a deer driving to church! bonnie knox
UncleJD wrote:
Nick Park wrote:
Old Time Country Preacher wrote:
Yep, just last night, me an momma seen a deer driving to church. He was a big ole buck.


I find it remarkable that a deer should learn to drive at all, let alone seeing one driving to church.


Good thing you were on-deck to bat clean-up for Bonnie, she missed that one. Laughing


Nope, Bonnie didn't miss that one. In fact Miss Bonnie is the one who gave Ole Timer the ideer, so ta speak. Just look right careful like in this ere thread, Uncle JD.
http://www.actscelerate.com/viewtopic.php?t=84087
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ok, I'm a little slow but I guess you inferred it alright Golf Cart Mafia Consigliere
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Post Re: We seen a deer driving to church! Old Time Country Preacher
bonnie knox wrote:
[Nope, Bonnie didn't miss that one. In fact Miss Bonnie is the one who gave Ole Timer the ideer, so ta speak.


Yep, Miss Bonnie is correct on this one. The ideer for this thread come from another thread where Miss Bonnie was awarded the title of grammar policewoman of the year.		 Acts-pert Poster
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Post Re: We seen a deer driving to church! georgiapath
Old Time Country Preacher wrote:
Yep, just last night, me an momma seen a deer driving to church. He was a big ole buck.



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Post bonnie knox
UncleJD wrote:
ok, I'm a little slow but I guess you inferred it alright


UncleJD, if I wuz really the grammar police, I'd straighten you out on the difference between infer and imply. Of course, I ain't the grammar police, contrary to what some folks say. However, I didn't just imply the thing about the deer; I flat out said it.
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I do get a lot of amusement out of misplaced modifiers if they make something sound preposterous like "We saw a deer driving to church."

But, the crux a tha matter is that Ole Timer done somethin on purpose what he knowed would amuse me. At's right touchin right there. (I might have ta blow ma nose.)		 [Insert Acts Pun Here]
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Post Re: We seen a deer driving to church! bonnie knox
georgiapath wrote:
Old Time Country Preacher wrote:
Yep, just last night, me an momma seen a deer driving to church. He was a big ole buck.



What does he drive? Laughing Laughing


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Post bonnie knox
Anyhow, Ole Timer, I'm glad you was up ta goin ta church. My rheumatiz was sa bad I just set at home an watched a TV preacher in ma pajamas. Wink [Insert Acts Pun Here]
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Post Re: We seen a deer driving to church! georgiapath
bonnie knox wrote:
georgiapath wrote:
Old Time Country Preacher wrote:
Yep, just last night, me an momma seen a deer driving to church. He was a big ole buck.



What does he drive? Laughing Laughing


A dodge!


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Post If you saw a deer driving to church... roughridercog
Did you notice which church he drove to?
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Tell grandma to stay out of the road. The deer is driving.
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Post Re: We seen a deer driving to church! Old Time Country Preacher
georgiapath wrote:
Old Time Country Preacher wrote:
Yep, just last night, me an momma seen a deer driving to church. He was a big ole buck.



What does he drive? Laughing Laughing


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Post bonnie knox
Ole Timer, have ya ever shot a deer with high powered rifle? Laughing

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Post georgiapath
A deer ran across the road in front of me about 6:30 this morning, if I had been driving fast, I would have hit him. Glad I didn't, my car would have been history. Acts-dicted
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Post bonnie knox
Good for you, georgiapath.
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