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What color should the carpet be?
Purple
17%
 17%  [ 5 ]
Blue
28%
 28%  [ 8 ]
The Lord Your God prefers hardwood floors
53%
 53%  [ 15 ]
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Post steel
COME OUT YOU FOUL SPIRIT OF UNDER TP NOOOOOOWWWWWW

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11/18/08 1:11 pm
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Post steel
If that don't work then we'll send off for this.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMbIElTpCjo

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11/18/08 1:13 pm
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Post roughridercog
You all are trying to cast out something that just doesn't need to go.

This is the God approved method of hanging toilet paper. It's the modernists that come over the top rather than under the bottom.

Or worse yet, the emergents have those stingy little dispensers that put out TP one tiny sheet at a time.

God has ordained that the board carpets be blue and that the Charmin in the board bathroom come from under and not from over the top.


As a matter of fact, I'm quite evangelistic about it. If I visit you and use your restroom, you can fully expect the paper to be put correctly if I go to your restroom.
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11/18/08 1:27 pm
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Rough, if somebody has never had a knock down drag out fight with their spouse over how the toilet paper hangs, they just haven't lived brother. Golf Cart Mafia Soldier
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11/18/08 1:30 pm
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Post PastorJackson
roughridercog wrote:
PastorJackson wrote:
roughridercog wrote:
ShaunThe wrote:
I just can't believe that all this time we've had the Spirit of Toilet Paper From Underneath dwelling in our midst and no one had the true spirit of discernment to know there was a wolf among us.


I'm not the one who was having Acorn juggle the ballots.
Yes, I admit it.
I put toilet paper on the roll coming up from underneath. It just feels natural. God made me that way.


God can deliver you if you repent. Smile


No repentance is necessary.

Toilet paper is not mentioned in the Bible, so God let's us make the decision as free moral agents which way the toilet paper should go. But He prefers it to come from the bottom so the cat can't unroll the whole thing.
God was with me regarding the blue carpet. Do you think He'd depart on the truth of the toilet paper?
I say, NAY.


I sense the spirit of acorn with this recount Wink
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11/18/08 1:43 pm
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Irthnvesl wrote:
Rough, if somebody has never had a knock down drag out fight with their spouse over how the toilet paper hangs, they just haven't lived brother.


After being exposed to over three decades of sound biblical preaching (mine) Carol believes the right way. TP should come from underneath. Because of this, God has blessed us greatly.
You bring a curse on your household when you put it so it comes over the top.
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After over 6 years, this monumental issue (should the carpet be purple, blue or hardwod) has never been resolved. After watching a episode of "Cold Case," the character "Lil" asked me to bring this back to the front page. This cold case MUST BE RESOLVED! In the words of the original post, Choose Sides Now? Acts-pert Poster
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Post bigchurchmouse
Wow, six years is a long time to wait to drag up an old thread. The ole timer must be snowed in and very bored. Golf Cart Mafia Capo
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Post JLarry
Well at this point I am in the majority.
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Post Re: My vote is............................ c6thplayer1
String Bender55 wrote:
WHITE Laughing


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Post Cojak
I am not sure, but I tell you one thing, I went back and read all the comments, I miss some of these guys! I like white as long as it ain't in NC<SC or GA that red mud will kill it! Shocked
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Post Eduardo Nieves
i think turf grass would be best
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Post Ernie Long
I miss post like this

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Post Old Time Country Preacher
Throughout this thread, at least:

2 people have agreed on purple carpet.

2 people have agreed on blue carpet.

2 people have agreed on hardwood floors.

If any two agree as touching anything under heaven it shall be done.

SSSSSOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNN, God is in a mess aint he?

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Post RR JLarry
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As a matter of fact, I'm quite evangelistic about it. If I visit you and use your restroom, you can fully expect the paper to be put correctly if I go to your restroom.


Only a Democrat would hang TP to roll from the bottom.

If you move my TP, there is going to be war, and it will not be holy war. Twisted Evil
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Post georgiapath
Wow, I miss a lot of the people that used to post here. Acts-dicted
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Post I was just thinking about the posters roughridercog
Who have passed on or no longer post.

In tribute, I give this thread a sticky for one day for folks to read and remember.
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Post Re: I was just thinking about the posters Cojak
roughridercog wrote:
Who have passed on or no longer post.

In tribute, I give this thread a sticky for one day for folks to read and remember.


Thanks RR, that could be a good idea. Do it everyonce in awhile to bring back good memories of the posters of the past. I do miss many.

I didn't always agree with Mem, but I did get to meet him and do a little work at his chuch before he passed. Cool
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Post blue PastorJackson
as in NAVY Blue! Cool
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