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Post alabama campmeetin dead as cracker juice Bound For Beaulah
GLORY TO GOD HALLALUJAH ANYHOW
i mean to tel you that campmeetin was plum dead compared to what ole glory hill used to be
i went one nite becuze my sister and law kept pressuring me to go i told her it would be dead probably because mose cog churches have bowed to bael
well i went and i mean there were very few of us with long hair and most women were in pants WHAT???
that wuld never happen at old glory hill at the campgrounds
its a plum shame the way the cog has turned away from holiness
i started shouting anyhow and you wuld not believe the looks i got
welll i dont care TUMMYROT
im still shoutin!!
im saved sanctified and Holy GHost filled and FIRE BAPTIZED and have long hair and dress like a women
I tell you theres a payday a comin

HOLINESS OR HELL
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Post Nature Boy Florida
cracker juice - I don't believe I've ever had any.

Where can I get some? - other than at the Alabama Campmeeting, of course.
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“Say not thou, What is the cause that the former days were better than these? for thou dost not enquire wisely concerning this.”
‭‭Ecclesiastes‬ ‭7:10‬ ‭KJV‬‬
https://www.bible.com/1/ecc.7.10.kjv


Even used the KJV, Beulah.

It’s unwise to dream of the “good old days”. We limit God when we do so.
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Did you mean "dry as cracker juice" Beauler? Golf Cart Mafia Consigliere
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Post Maybe make this a sticky like her other one.... caseyleejones
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Post Re: Maybe make this a sticky like her other one.... Da Sheik
caseyleejones wrote:
just my thoughts....

No, this parody is way past its “best by” date. Time to retire Beulah for good. Somebody please turn off the internet on Sand Mtn.
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Post Re: Maybe make this a sticky like her other one.... Cojak
Da Sheik wrote:
caseyleejones wrote:
just my thoughts....

No, this parody is way past its “best by” date. Time to retire Beulah for good. Somebody please turn off the internet on Sand Mtn.


Imma 'bout to agree here....... but then I think I know her!
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This reminds me of the story of the old preacher who felt offended to look around the church to see so many women wearing pants. Without realizing what he was saying, he said, "If we could get some of these women not to wear pants, we could really have church."
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Post I BIND YOU Bound For Beaulah
Da Sheik wrote:
caseyleejones wrote:
just my thoughts....

No, this parody is way past its “best by” date. Time to retire Beulah for good. Somebody please turn off the internet on Sand Mtn.


GO AHEAD YOU LIBERAL THATS whats takin place in this country right now
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Post Dave Dorsey
Link wrote:
This reminds me of the story of the old preacher who felt offended to look around the church to see so many women wearing pants. Without realizing what he was saying, he said, "If we could get some of these women not to wear pants, we could really have church."

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Post Re: Maybe make this a sticky like her other one.... Stinkin Cheese2
[quote="Da Sheik"][quote="caseyleejones"]just my thoughts....[/quote]
No, this parody is way past its “best by” date. Time to retire Beulah for good. Somebody please turn off the internet on Sand Mtn.[/quote]

If this old bat is back, maybe it's time for BV to resurface too?
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