Actscelerate.com

Link

A divinity student named Fiddle

Acts-perienced Poster Posts: 11849 **9/14/15 10:47 pm**

"A divinity student named Fiddle
Refused to receive his degree
He said, "It's bad enough to be Fiddle
without being Fiddle, DD."

I got that from Jon Ruthven. I'm not sure where he got it.
_________________
Link

Cojak

Re: A divinity student named Fiddle

01000001 01100011 01110100 01110011 Posts: 24282 **9/15/15 1:27 pm**

Old Time Country Preacher

Re: A divinity student named Fiddle

Acts-pert Poster Posts: 15570 **9/15/15 1:57 pm**

Old Time Country Preacher

Acts-pert Poster Posts: 15570 **3/24/18 9:53 pm**

This thread is too funny to fergit. Here it is again.

Dave Dorsey

[Insert Acts Pun Here] Posts: 13654 **3/25/18 6:05 am**

Not wanting to be known as DD
(Even though the title was free)
He applied with the clerk
And did the hard work
And earned himself a degree.

Old Time Country Preacher

Acts-pert Poster Posts: 15570 **3/25/18 7:24 am**

Aaron Scott

Here's mine.

Hon. Dr. in Acts-celeratology Posts: 6039 **3/26/18 10:41 am**

A divinity student named Fiddle
Gladly accepted his degree.
For though it was only honorary,
he wanted to stick it to OTCP.

Dave Dorsey

Re: Here's mine.

[Insert Acts Pun Here] Posts: 13654 **3/26/18 11:08 am**

Aaron Scott

Dave--HA!

Hon. Dr. in Acts-celeratology Posts: 6039 **3/26/18 11:28 am**

Aaron Scott

Dave.

Hon. Dr. in Acts-celeratology Posts: 6039 **3/26/18 11:33 am**

The DD named Fiddle
Went looking for college jobs.
"Though your ability is far superior,
we must hold your degree as inferior,
since it would create angst for us academic snobs."

Dave Dorsey

[Insert Acts Pun Here] Posts: 13654 **3/26/18 11:40 am**

Fiddle was accredited by his buddy
whose school was a shack in Kentucky
His view of theology
was basically mythology
Because he had never needed to study

Old Time Country Preacher

Acts-pert Poster Posts: 15570 **3/26/18 6:38 pm**

You fellers would make good rappers................... Laughing

As a 8th grade grad Fiddle's life was a wreck,
So when he saw the ad, he sent in his check,
No study, no exams, no dissertation, just a fee
Overnighted by FedEx, was Fiddle's DD

His trip to the Assembly was different that year
He was treated as royalty from far and near
As he touted his title, Dr Fiddle waxed vain
Until the question was posed and he had to explain

"Your dissertation," one asked, "what was its theme?"
Old Fiddle stood speechless, an turned kinda green
It was all life experience, I'm an 8th grade grad
I got more education than the PhD's have

Yes, the school was unaccredited, but they required a fee
An with many other statements he tried to justify his degree
The moral of this ditty as Fiddle was openly shamed
Don't ever attend a school that Aaron Scott has named

Dave Dorsey

[Insert Acts Pun Here] Posts: 13654 **3/26/18 6:51 pm**

Yo, word to your mother. Shout-out to all my homeboys and homegirls who did the hard work at accredited universities. Peace.