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 If Life Begins at Conception, Is It OK to Count an Expectant Mother as 2 on ya attendance report? |
Old Time Country Preacher |
| Ya, like if ya had 90 in morning worship, an 5 a the 90 is expectin a young'un, is it ok to submit 95 as ya morning worship attendance? |
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1/4/18 7:13 pm
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Count three, she might have twins.  |
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1/5/18 10:22 am
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Old Time Country Preacher |
| georgiapath wrote: | | Count three, she might have twins. |
We prayin all five a the dear ladies will have quadruplets. 4 x 5 = 20. Ats gonna look good on the monthly church report.  |
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1/5/18 10:28 am
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Cojak |
I am smiling, my dog Ace was well known at the camp ground and at our church. Long before A/C the side door was open to the church in the summer and my dog would lay with his head in the side door. Daddy was accused of counting Ace during the nation wide spring SS contests that were held. I miss those times, they did increase attendance in our churches.
However Ace was there contest or not.
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