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Anybody get the box with special message from Tim Hill? |
Aaron Scott |
If so, tell me what is in the box, because I can’t...get...it...open!!! |
Hon. Dr. in Acts-celeratology Posts: 6032 11/27/17 8:55 pm
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Nature Boy Florida |
Inside: A pink slip.
Pack your personal items into the box - vacate the premises immediately.
The new man will be there for Wednesday night services. _________________ Whether you like it or not, learn to love it, because its the best thing going today! |
Acts-pert Poster Posts: 16619 11/28/17 7:39 am
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Old Time Country Preacher |
Hill issued a warning to borderline heretics to “come ye out of woffie error or your COG credentials will be revoked.†|
Acts-pert Poster Posts: 15564 11/28/17 8:06 am
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Aaron Scott |
Nature Boy Florida wrote: | Inside: A pink slip.
Pack your personal items into the box - vacate the premises immediately.
The new man will be there for Wednesday night services. |
Good thing we have midweek on Thursday night instead! |
Hon. Dr. in Acts-celeratology Posts: 6032 11/28/17 11:19 am
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OTCP--whew! |
Aaron Scott |
Old Time Country Preacher wrote: | Hill issued a warning to borderline heretics to “come ye out of woffie error or your COG credentials will be revoked.†|
Fortunately, all of my positions have solid scriptural support. Otherwise, I'd have to join the Word of Doubters. (SMILE) |
Hon. Dr. in Acts-celeratology Posts: 6032 11/28/17 11:24 am
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Nature Boy Florida |
Aaron Scott wrote: | Nature Boy Florida wrote: | Inside: A pink slip.
Pack your personal items into the box - vacate the premises immediately.
The new man will be there for Wednesday night services. |
Good thing we have midweek on Thursday night instead! |
Just one of the many changes Dr. Hill deems necessary. _________________ Whether you like it or not, learn to love it, because its the best thing going today! |
Acts-pert Poster Posts: 16619 11/28/17 2:26 pm
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Re: OTCP--whew! |
Old Time Country Preacher |
Aaron Scott wrote: | Old Time Country Preacher wrote: | Hill issued a warning to borderline heretics to “come ye out of woffie error or your COG credentials will be revoked.†|
Fortunately, all of my positions have solid scriptural support. Otherwise, I'd have to join the Word of Doubters. (SMILE) |
Yea, but the JW's and Mormons got scriptural support for their error too. Its incorrectly interpreted scripture. Member when the Bible says, "It aint what goes into a feller but what comes out that defiles him?" This is a direct reference to a fellers heart an his hermeneutics. If both aint right, sonnnnnnnnnnnn, you talk about error, its gonna flow like the Niagara............. |
Acts-pert Poster Posts: 15564 11/28/17 3:04 pm
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Niagara Falls? |
Aaron Scott |
Slowly, I turned.
Inch by inch.... |
Hon. Dr. in Acts-celeratology Posts: 6032 11/28/17 3:41 pm
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Re: Niagara Falls? |
Mat |
Aaron Scott wrote: | Slowly, I turned.
Inch by inch.... |
Larry, Curly and Mo, or was Chimp?
I think you have identified the "brain-trust" of Acts-Celerate my friend.
Mat |
Acts Enthusiast Posts: 1979 11/28/17 7:41 pm
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Re: Anybody get the box with special message from Tim Hill? |
Mat |
Aaron Scott wrote: | If so, tell me what is in the box, because I can’t...get...it...open!!! |
Obviously, it is a "think outside the box" exercise.
Mat |
Acts Enthusiast Posts: 1979 11/28/17 7:42 pm
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Aaron, |
bonnie knox |
What is the nature of your obstacle? Is this some sort of clam-shell box that is hard to open? Is it a puzzler box that has a secret opening?
Since I didn't get a box, I'm not sure what tack needs to be taken.
If it is a physical obstacle, get out your tools. A set of hefty shears will get a clam-shell open without cutting off your thumb. Or you could just use Tannerite and a fast bullet. (Of course then you wouldn't know what was in the box, but it would be fun).
If it is a mental puzzle, I would be suspicious of opening it at all because I think if it's really from Tim Hill, he would want you to open it.
Please advise us as to what the nature of the difficulty is. |
[Insert Acts Pun Here] Posts: 14803 11/28/17 8:16 pm
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georgiapath |
Nature Boy Florida wrote: | Inside: A pink slip.
Pack your personal items into the box - vacate the premises immediately.
The new man will be there for Wednesday night services. |
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Acts-dicted Posts: 7587 11/28/17 8:46 pm
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Re: Anybody get the box with special message from Tim Hill? |
Cojak |
Mat wrote: | Aaron Scott wrote: | If so, tell me what is in the box, because I can’t...get...it...open!!! |
Obviously, it is a "think outside the box" exercise.
Mat |
Now that is logic!! _________________ Some facts but mostly just my opinion!
jacsher@aol.com
http://shipslog-jack.blogspot.com/ |
01000001 01100011 01110100 01110011 Posts: 24275 11/28/17 11:57 pm
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The box... |
Aaron Scott |
Made of titanium disguised as cardboard.
No obvious way to open.
No place to cut with a knife and have it open.
Had to cut small pieces away until I could (barely) extract the booklets inside. |
Hon. Dr. in Acts-celeratology Posts: 6032 11/30/17 5:20 am
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bonnie knox |
Good job, Aaron!
Someone else must have gotten the box as well. I checked in on the forum a few days ago and saw a pretty ugly post about the booklet contents that I think has (thankfully) since been removed.
So, I gather you disapproved of the packaging--what do you think of the contents? |
[Insert Acts Pun Here] Posts: 14803 11/30/17 8:19 am
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Bonnie...the contents are great |
Aaron Scott |
bonnie knox wrote: | Good job, Aaron!
Someone else must have gotten the box as well. I checked in on the forum a few days ago and saw a pretty ugly post about the booklet contents that I think has (thankfully) since been removed.
So, I gather you disapproved of the packaging--what do you think of the contents? |
It just so happened that my wife (who had picked up the mail) gave me the box just as I was about to go to bed. Already sleepy, it seemed doubly impossible to open it.
But the contents were excellent. Of course, it could be a case of the victory over the box making the reward even more satisfying--ha! |
Hon. Dr. in Acts-celeratology Posts: 6032 11/30/17 11:39 am
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SouthFloridaman |
Aaron Scott wrote: | If so, tell me what is in the box, because I can’t...get...it...open!!! |
Yeah that box cost Cleveland over 30,000 to mail out just in postage not including the printing lol. It is a nice book. |
Friendly Face Posts: 358 1/18/18 11:48 am
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Was it.. |
roughridercog |
A double impartation? _________________ Doctor of Bovinamodulation |
Acts Mod Posts: 25306 1/18/18 5:52 pm
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Re: Anybody get the box with special message from Tim Hill? |
uthdude2000 |
Aaron Scott wrote: | If so, tell me what is in the box, because I can’t...get...it...open!!! |
Might be Schrodinger's box... _________________ UthDude2000 |
Friendly Face Posts: 218 1/31/18 11:05 am
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