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Anybody get the box with special message from Tim Hill?

 
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Post Anybody get the box with special message from Tim Hill? Aaron Scott
If so, tell me what is in the box, because I can’t...get...it...open!!! Hon. Dr. in Acts-celeratology
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11/27/17 8:55 pm


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Post Nature Boy Florida
Inside: A pink slip.

Pack your personal items into the box - vacate the premises immediately.

The new man will be there for Wednesday night services.
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Hill issued a warning to borderline heretics to “come ye out of woffie error or your COG credentials will be revoked.” Acts-pert Poster
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Post Aaron Scott
Nature Boy Florida wrote:
Inside: A pink slip.

Pack your personal items into the box - vacate the premises immediately.

The new man will be there for Wednesday night services.



Good thing we have midweek on Thursday night instead!
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Post OTCP--whew! Aaron Scott
Old Time Country Preacher wrote:
Hill issued a warning to borderline heretics to “come ye out of woffie error or your COG credentials will be revoked.”


Fortunately, all of my positions have solid scriptural support. Otherwise, I'd have to join the Word of Doubters. (SMILE)
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Post Nature Boy Florida
Aaron Scott wrote:
Nature Boy Florida wrote:
Inside: A pink slip.

Pack your personal items into the box - vacate the premises immediately.

The new man will be there for Wednesday night services.



Good thing we have midweek on Thursday night instead!


Just one of the many changes Dr. Hill deems necessary.
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Post Re: OTCP--whew! Old Time Country Preacher
Aaron Scott wrote:
Old Time Country Preacher wrote:
Hill issued a warning to borderline heretics to “come ye out of woffie error or your COG credentials will be revoked.”


Fortunately, all of my positions have solid scriptural support. Otherwise, I'd have to join the Word of Doubters. (SMILE)



Yea, but the JW's and Mormons got scriptural support for their error too. Its incorrectly interpreted scripture. Member when the Bible says, "It aint what goes into a feller but what comes out that defiles him?" This is a direct reference to a fellers heart an his hermeneutics. If both aint right, sonnnnnnnnnnnn, you talk about error, its gonna flow like the Niagara.............
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Post Niagara Falls? Aaron Scott
Slowly, I turned.

Inch by inch....
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Post Re: Niagara Falls? Mat
Aaron Scott wrote:
Slowly, I turned.

Inch by inch....


Larry, Curly and Mo, or was Chimp?

I think you have identified the "brain-trust" of Acts-Celerate my friend.

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Post Re: Anybody get the box with special message from Tim Hill? Mat
Aaron Scott wrote:
If so, tell me what is in the box, because I can’t...get...it...open!!!


Obviously, it is a "think outside the box" exercise.

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What is the nature of your obstacle? Is this some sort of clam-shell box that is hard to open? Is it a puzzler box that has a secret opening?
Since I didn't get a box, I'm not sure what tack needs to be taken.
If it is a physical obstacle, get out your tools. A set of hefty shears will get a clam-shell open without cutting off your thumb. Or you could just use Tannerite and a fast bullet. (Of course then you wouldn't know what was in the box, but it would be fun).
If it is a mental puzzle, I would be suspicious of opening it at all because I think if it's really from Tim Hill, he would want you to open it.
Please advise us as to what the nature of the difficulty is.
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Nature Boy Florida wrote:
Inside: A pink slip.

Pack your personal items into the box - vacate the premises immediately.

The new man will be there for Wednesday night services.


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Post Re: Anybody get the box with special message from Tim Hill? Cojak
Mat wrote:
Aaron Scott wrote:
If so, tell me what is in the box, because I can’t...get...it...open!!!


Obviously, it is a "think outside the box" exercise.

Mat


ROFL ROFL ROFL Now that is logic!! Cool
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Post The box... Aaron Scott
Made of titanium disguised as cardboard.

No obvious way to open.

No place to cut with a knife and have it open.

Had to cut small pieces away until I could (barely) extract the booklets inside.
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Post bonnie knox
Good job, Aaron!
Someone else must have gotten the box as well. I checked in on the forum a few days ago and saw a pretty ugly post about the booklet contents that I think has (thankfully) since been removed.
So, I gather you disapproved of the packaging--what do you think of the contents?
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Post Bonnie...the contents are great Aaron Scott
bonnie knox wrote:
Good job, Aaron!
Someone else must have gotten the box as well. I checked in on the forum a few days ago and saw a pretty ugly post about the booklet contents that I think has (thankfully) since been removed.
So, I gather you disapproved of the packaging--what do you think of the contents?


It just so happened that my wife (who had picked up the mail) gave me the box just as I was about to go to bed. Already sleepy, it seemed doubly impossible to open it.

But the contents were excellent. Of course, it could be a case of the victory over the box making the reward even more satisfying--ha!
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Post SouthFloridaman
Aaron Scott wrote:
If so, tell me what is in the box, because I can’t...get...it...open!!!


Yeah that box cost Cleveland over 30,000 to mail out just in postage not including the printing lol. It is a nice book.
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Post Re: Anybody get the box with special message from Tim Hill? uthdude2000
Aaron Scott wrote:
If so, tell me what is in the box, because I can’t...get...it...open!!!


Might be Schrodinger's box...
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