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bonnie knox

Any a you folks find yaself a sweetheart at the Assembly?

[Insert Acts Pun Here] Posts: 14803 **7/25/16 9:39 am**

I noticed one a tha bishops ast Brother Williams for a question of privilege and commenced ta advertisin hisself as a romantic lumberjack kinda feller--said he liked long walks on tha beach and lumberjackin.
I was just wonderin if anybody had a report on folks findin true love at the Assembly. (And Ole Timer, I ain't talkin bout the restaurant ya found on Thursday.)

Old Time Country Preacher

Acts-pert Poster Posts: 15564 **7/25/16 10:29 am**

Well, you know the ole boy was stretchin the truth on at one. How much lumberjackin have ya ever seen take place right on the beach. At ole boy was just tryin to git a date while in Nashville. I bet he even listens to country music.

bonnie knox

[Insert Acts Pun Here] Posts: 14803 **7/25/16 10:34 am**

Ole Timer, it's been years since my courtin days. Ya know lumberjackin might not even mean the same thing nowadays. I thought tha feller's voice was right high-pitched to be a genoowine lumberjack, but then I tried to make allowance for the fact that he was from Mitchigan. Em lumberjacks up are might have higher pitched voices on account a tha cold an all.

Old Time Country Preacher

Acts-pert Poster Posts: 15564 **7/25/16 10:37 am**

bonnie knox

[Insert Acts Pun Here] Posts: 14803 **7/25/16 10:40 am**

In any case, I admired the feller's spunk. We don't need ta cast no aspersions on his manliness an all. Let's just say when he said lumberjackin, he was speakin evangelistically.