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 Moon will Look Green for 90 Minutes on 4-20-16: Knesset/Hagee/Stone Baffled (P) |
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4/13/16 11:51 am
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Still a blood moon - Vulcan blood.
I prophesy the "Live long and prosper" blessing.
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4/13/16 2:17 pm
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| I'm not sure but do I see a man in the moon? |
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| Re: I'm not sure but do I see a man in the moon? |
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| c6thplayer1 wrote: | |
Ole Sholly Baa Baa Tilton done gone to broadcastin his program on the moon. |
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4/13/16 5:07 pm
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How about writing a book 'The Sign of the Green Moon'. It can be a book about being jealous of preachers who are successful with sales of blood moon books.
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Mark Ledbetter |
would promote the legalization of marijuana...
Shameless!!!!
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4/13/16 6:14 pm
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| Well, I been tolt the moon was made of cheese. I didn't believe, but I reckon it must be seein as how it's done got all mouldy and all. |
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4/13/16 6:27 pm
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| Link wrote: | | How about writing a book 'The Sign of the Green Moon'. It can be a book about being jealous of preachers who are successful with sales of blood moon books. |
Link, son, they ain't a jealous bone in the ole timers body regarding the success (if ya wanna term it as success), money made, or popularity of pop Christian books or their authors. My one an only concern, YEA, two concerns is:
1. The fact that most a the pop Christian books is so far out in left field and so far from the truth of the text that its comical.
2. The fact that the opiate of the masses (I know, I know, for Karl Marx it was religion), which in this context is the latest, newest, trendiest, whatever it is what can benefit me, is dished out in massive doses. |
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4/13/16 9:18 pm
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| bonnie knox wrote: | | Well, I been tolt the moon was made of cheese. |
Naw, Miss Bonnie, at was wrote in some young'uns bed time story book. The moons got two sides. The side what reflects the light of the sun an makes it look light. An then ya got THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON. |
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4/13/16 9:20 pm
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bonnie knox |
| You rock, Ole Timer! |
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4/13/16 9:23 pm
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| Old Time Country Preacher wrote: | | bonnie knox wrote: | | Well, I been tolt the moon was made of cheese. |
Naw, Miss Bonnie, at was wrote in some young'uns bed time story book. The moons got two sides. The side what reflects the light of the sun an makes it look light. An then ya got THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON. |
I would have too much difficulty in trying to garner up enthusiasm to stay up. I'm feeling old tonight.
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4/13/16 9:25 pm
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bonnie knox |
| I couldn't help noticing (despite my best intentions) that you spelled it "minits," and that made me wonder if it would be a mint green. |
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4/13/16 9:28 pm
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| bonnie knox wrote: | | I couldn't help noticing (despite my best intentions) that you spelled it "minits," and that made me wonder if it would be a mint green. |
The spellin was intentional. It was a long thread title an I was tryin to make shore I didn't run outta space. |
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4/13/16 9:31 pm
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bonnie knox |
Yep, if ya run outta space, just make ya minutes minute.
(at's called a homograph) |
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4/13/16 9:35 pm
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| bonnie knox wrote: | | at's called a homograph |
My gootness, I didn't know it was called a homograph. I don't think I'll ever use one agin.   |
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4/13/16 9:38 pm
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| I hope you didn't pervert the meaning of what I was saying. |
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4/13/16 9:45 pm
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bonnie knox |
| I tell ya what, Ole Timer. Let's just call at thing (minute and mI NOOT) a heteronym. I think at will put ya more at ease an all. |
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4/13/16 9:55 pm
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bonnie knox |
Just In. Hot flash from Ireland:
I puzzled over the meaning of the green moon. I did a word search on green in the Bible and was coming up with nothing. Then an insider from Ireland said, don't think green, think emerald. That's it. I began looking at all the references to emerald...
Then another thought occurred to me. I thought of Kermit saying it isn't easy being green and I thought of the plague of frogs in Egypt. There was the connection... |
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4/13/16 10:06 pm
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bonnie knox |
But the clincher was the race horse named Green Moon.
Folks, this is code for the Horse of the Apocalypse. |
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4/13/16 10:10 pm
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