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diakoneo |
I did not want to hijack another thread 
One of the craziest I have heard was: the reason Mary, the disciples and others did not recognize Christ after the resurrection was that he was in full High Priest dress.
Any others?
Please, no serpent seed stuff 
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Old Time Country Preacher |
| I've heard so many of em you gonna need more than this thread, we gonna need another forum. |
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UncleJD |
| Eddie Robbins wrote: | | That an all loving God would create people knowing that He would keep most of them alive for the purpose of torture for all eternity. |
not to go OT, but have you ever heard C.S. Lewis's theory on hell? What about the Orthodox church?
Back on-topic, I heard that when you get to heaven, God is going to ask you two questions .... |
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That Satan has no more power than a normal man, argued from the king of Tyre passage.
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UncleJD |
| Link wrote: | | That Satan has no more power than a normal man, argued from the king of Tyre passage. |
On the flip-side of that coin, how about "that Lucifer is the original name of Satan"? (true its pretty well accepted and not really a "wacky revelation", but its not easily founded on scripture, and in the end, proof that even Protestants accept some things from "tradition" and not only scripture) |
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| UncleJD wrote: | | Link wrote: | | That Satan has no more power than a normal man, argued from the king of Tyre passage. |
On the flip-side of that coin, how about "that Lucifer is the original name of Satan"? (true its pretty well accepted and not really a "wacky revelation", but its not easily founded on scripture, and in the end, proof that even Protestants accept some things from "tradition" and not only scripture) |
Good point. I've noticed the connection between the two is tenuous, and there are also some positive references to the morning star.
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Eddie Robbins |
| saying things that lead people to think that the devil is omnipresent. |
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UncleJD |
| Eddie Robbins wrote: | | saying things that lead people to think that the devil is omnipresent. |
That's a good one, along with omniscient. And you hear it ALL the time. |
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diakoneo |
| Old Time Country Preacher wrote: | | I've heard so many of em you gonna need more than this thread, we gonna need another forum. |
OK then, what about the wackiest of them all???
I know the dash thing can't be the wackiest  I think the thing I heard would be wackier than that. Jesus dressed as a High Priest...I mean you know the whole premise was he had to put His blood on the mercy seat!
not that this is a contest or anything. Although we could have a vote at the end of the wackiest
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DrDuck |
| Eddie Robbins wrote: | | saying things that lead people to think that the devil is omnipresent. |
That would attribute to Satan something that is true only of God. Do the math. If every person in the USA alone had a personal encounter with the Devil himself once a year each encounter would last less than 10 seconds. |
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brotherjames |
ENTIRE SANCTIFICATION? 
Sorry, couldn't help myself. My bad.
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| the Gifts of the Spirit ceased in the 1, 2, or 3rd century? |
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Various teachings on tithes and firstfruits.
Praying for Indonesia to become more 'democratic.'
The idea that if you repeat a prayer without being told that Jesus died for your sins and rose again, that you are saved.
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