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Post I am announcing a new Bible College DHDRabbi
Now seems to be the best time since there aren't enough around Cleveland. This is not your typical college.


Old Time Country Preacher will be the President.
Bound by Buelah is the women's dorm supervisor.
Bonnie Knox is our English professor.
Travis Johnson is in charge of fundraising. (everybody buy a tree).
Mark Ledbetter is our OT professor.
Doyle is in charge of communications.
Spartanfan will be leading a tour to Israel.
NatureBoy is our Athletic Director and sports prognosticator.
Aaron Scott is out Theological Director.
Link will be in charge of our Indonesia Division.
Nick Park heads up our Europe Division.
Chris Moody will be our Athletic Security.
Tom Sterbens was hired but has already been laid off. (pray for him)
Cojak is our roving representative.
mytimewillcome does whatever he wants because he has dirt on me.
Dave Dorsey is our comptroller.
Shaunthe...is head of the cafeteria.
Clint Wills is our PR man.
Larry Wiley is in charge of Chapel.
Resident Skeptic is in charge of maintaining our baptismal pool.
Kevin Wallace will be in charge of our Praise Breaks.
roughrider will head up our transportation dept.
Carolyn Smith will be our TV promoter based out of Heritage USA.
bradfreeman is banned.
caveator is our men's dorm director.
Tracy Hamilton will be our Convocation speaker.

Lets have a great year!		 [Insert Acts Pun Here]
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Post bonnie knox
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Aaron Scott is out Theological Director.
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Shaunthe...is head of the cafeteria.


What could go wrong...


Great job, Rabbi!
I suggest you put The Bard in the literature dept.

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Post Eddie Robbins
bonnie knox wrote:
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Aaron Scott is out Theological Director.
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Shaunthe...is head of the cafeteria.


What could go wrong...


Great job, Eddie!
I suggest you put The Bard in the literature dept.


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Post Re: I am announcing a new Bible College Eddie Robbins
Tom Sterbens wrote:
DHDRabbi wrote:
Now seems to be the best time since there aren't enough around Cleveland. This is not your typical college.

Aaron Scott is out Theological Director.

Great choice for that unique eclectic course.
I know of now one whose theology is more "out" there than his!


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Post bonnie knox
Eddie Robbins wrote:
bonnie knox wrote:
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Aaron Scott is out Theological Director.
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Shaunthe...is head of the cafeteria.


What could go wrong...


Great job, Eddie!
I suggest you put The Bard in the literature dept.


Eddie?


Who's Eddie?

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Post Eddie Robbins
I was trying to hide behind a pen name. I guess that failed too. Acts-pert Poster
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Post bonnie knox
So Sorry!!!!! Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed
I'm actually having to take ibuprofen today, and I notice it gives me brain fog!		 [Insert Acts Pun Here]
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Post Nature Boy Florida
Eddie is sports facilities management director.
Basketball arena must be expanded and if we ever get a football team....
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Post Old Time Country Preacher
As president of this new endeavor, let me commence by stating unequivocally, up front, that they is no need for them with questionable credential to apply. They will be no unaccredited degrees, no milled sheepskins, no honery certificate of appreciation, listed in our school's catalog. We knockin at out from the git go. And em shysters what tries to sneak em in is gonna git got. Acts-pert Poster
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Post Eddie Robbins
Bonnie outed me. Acts-pert Poster
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Post Old Time Country Preacher
Tom Sterbens wrote:
Old Time Country Preacher wrote:
As president of this new endeavor, let me commence by stating unequivocally, up front, that they is no need for them with questionable credential to apply. They will be no unaccredited degrees, no milled sheepskins, no honery certificate of appreciation, listed in our school's catalog. We knockin at out from the git go. And em shysters what tries to sneak em in is gonna git got.

Is that why I was terminated?


You ain't been terminated, Tom, it's just takin me a little time to verify all the applicant's docterates. Already, 50 folk has applied to teach. All of em list docterates in their Vita. I done checked out 30 of em an they all had docterates alright. 10 of em was unaccredited. 5 of em was these life experience things what cost about $500. 14 was accredited by one a these accreditation mills like ACI or TACI. Outta 30 docterates only 1 was real, from UTK. Kinda like the percentage among pastors.		 Acts-pert Poster
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Post Cojak
Eddie Robbins wrote:
Bonnie outed me.


First Causality, but still she is walking wounded. Smile
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Post Re: I am announcing a new Bible College mytimewillcome
DHDRabbi wrote:

mytimewillcome does whatever he wants because he has dirt on me.


Ha! I forgot all about that.

I choose "Minister of Memes"

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Guess I'll apply for a few courses as your first student.

1. How much is tuition?

2. Is Robert Tilton a professor?		 Hon. Dr. in Acts-celeratology
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Post Eddie Robbins
We use tapes of Gene Scott. Acts-pert Poster
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Post Old Time Country Preacher
Eddie Robbins wrote:
We use tapes of Gene Scott.


Wait a minute, Eddie, as president a this here new institution, the ole timer is gonna have to veto this. We can't let no cussin/smoking feller teach our young preacher boys. Next thing ya know they'll be movin the pupits outta the sanctuary, putting a chair an little bitty table in its place. Ooops, forgot about the bottle a water settin on at little table. This school aint gonna produce no prissy preachers.		 Acts-pert Poster
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Post Old Time Country Preacher
c6thplayer1 wrote:
Guess I'll apply for a few courses as your first student.

1. How much is tuition?

2. Is Robert Tilton a professor?


Tuition is comparable, C. Its $100 a credit hour.

Tilton? Not a chance! He applied, but he wanted to bring his 3rd wife an em to big poodle dogs a hern. It aint happenin.

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Post Cojak
c6thplayer1 wrote:
Guess I'll apply for a few courses as your first student.

1. How much is tuition? (Free if a Democrat gets in)

2. Is Robert Tilton a professor?


Note the tuition is in RED

Robert might be assisting Larry in the Chapel. Shocked (If Larry will let him)! I know the OTCP won't object! Confused
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Eddie Robbins wrote:
Bonnie outed me.


There's someone who doesn't know you're DHDRabbi?
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Cojak wrote:
c6thplayer1 wrote:
Guess I'll apply for a few courses as your first student.

1. How much is tuition? (Free if a Democrat gets in)

2. Is Robert Tilton a professor?


Note the tuition is in RED

Robert might be assisting Larry in the Chapel. Shocked (If Larry will let him)! I know the OTCP won't object! Confused


Sorry, Cojak, the ole timer objects vehemently (KJV term) to Bubba Bob. He aint assistin Larry in the chapel, cause he'll be wantin a $1000 vow for its over.		 Acts-pert Poster
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