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Post Best and worst church names Curtis Lowe II
What are some of the coolest and some of the goofiest church names you have heard?
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Post I saw one roughridercog
The Original Church of God Number 2
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Post JLarry
Second Baptist.

Never heard of a Second Church of God. Or Second Methodist.
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Church of God of the Apostles Prophets and Bishops Acts Mod
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Post R. Keith Whitt
No Hope Primitive Baptist Church

https://www.facebook.com/pages/No-Hope-Primitive-Baptist-Church/187041464708404

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Post Nick Park
Balaam's Ass Redeemed Christian Church of God in Mountmellick, Ireland.

(I kid you not)

http://www.blackukonline.com/christiandirectory/listing.php?id=1025
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Post Quiet Wyatt
Nick Park wrote:
Balaam's Ass Redeemed Christian Church of God in Mountmellick, Ireland.

(I kid you not)

http://www.blackukonline.com/christiandirectory/listing.php?id=1025


Now there's a church that's obviously committed to the prophetic! ROFL
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Post Cojak
I knew one in the 60's:
Church of the Lord Jesus Christ latter Day Saints and the Apostolic Faith

I'd sure need a stamp to write checks or make deposits! Wink
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Post Cojak
Nick Park wrote:
Balaam's Ass Redeemed Christian Church of God in Mountmellick, Ireland.



If this is a contest, you win the prize hands down!!!!! Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Tabernacle of Faith - Holy Ghost in the Hills.
State Road 19 · Howey in the Hills, Florida · 34737

Used to drive past this one, It always made me smile.
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Post Quiet Wyatt
One of the longest and funniest church names I've heard is, "The Church of the Living God, the Pillar and Ground of Truth, Which He Purchased With His Own Blood, Inc." [Insert Acts Pun Here]
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Quiet Wyatt wrote:
One of the longest and funniest church names I've heard is, "The Church of the Living God, the Pillar and Ground of Truth, Which He Purchased With His Own Blood, Inc."


hey QW, can you imagine the forms problem for space when it asks for...
23. Church name ________________________________ 25. Address...

Etc.
Not many folks make out a check to the full name. You just cut our all business donations. LOL
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Post Eddie Robbins
There is a church in South Georgia that I saw. I don't remember the name but just under the name, it read: "Holiness to the Bone." Acts-pert Poster
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Cojak wrote:
Quiet Wyatt wrote:
One of the longest and funniest church names I've heard is, "The Church of the Living God, the Pillar and Ground of Truth, Which He Purchased With His Own Blood, Inc."


hey QW, can you imagine the forms problem for space when it asks for...
23. Church name ________________________________ 25. Address...

Etc.
Not many folks make out a check to the full name. You just cut our all business donations. LOL


From what I recall, the local churches just call themselves "The Church of the Living God." (Which would obviously be a lot simpler).
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Post SouthGeorgiaBoy
Years ago in Alma, Ga there was a church named "The Very Spirit of Christ New Jerusalem Holiness Church."

There is one is Valdosta, Ga named House of God Saints in Christ. Right under the name they have it abbreviated, H.O.G.S.I.C. I always get tickled at the abbreviation.
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This isn't going to be a winner, but here goes

Gereja Mangga Besar

Which can be translated as "The Church of the Big Mango".


Mangga Besar is also a part of town in Jakarta, though. I think my translation is other funnier than "Big Manggo Church".
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Eddie Robbins wrote:
There is a church in South Georgia that I saw. I don't remember the name but just under the name, it read: "Holiness to the Bone."


Eddie, you've found Irene's church! Laughing
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Post Poimen
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Second Baptist.

Never heard of a Second Church of God. Or Second Methodist.


That comes form slaves and segregation days. Wink
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There is a church near Russelville, Alabama called Burnout Baptist. Burnout is the community name. Shocked
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