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What color should the carpet be?
Purple
17%
 17%  [ 5 ]
Blue
28%
 28%  [ 8 ]
The Lord Your God prefers hardwood floors
53%
 53%  [ 15 ]
Total Votes : 28

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Post String Bender55
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Or we may have an Actscelerate Anderson, Indiana. Or perhaps an Actscelerate In Christ.
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Post Don't tell me doyle
Please don't tell me that Shaun guy is leading the purple group!

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could the "B" in Shaun B. Wilson stand for "Barney"?



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Post I can't believe churchsinger
all you "blue" people are denying the "deity" of the the color purple. God would want purple I am sure!!! Friendly Face
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Post roughridercog
Memory03 wrote:
could the "B" in Shaun B. Wilson stand for "Barney"?





Memory, you've given one more reason for people to vote for BLUE.
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Post I accuse Shaun of misuse of power roughridercog
He, along with Acorn, are manipulating the votes on the board to make it "appear" that purple is the color of choice. I can't see conservative Christians just remaining idle during this.
He and Acord are working hard to make the voters think that a vote for God's color choice (BLUE) will be a wasted vote.
May I shout?

WE CANNOT ALLOW THIS TO HAPPEN A SECOND TIME!

The abuse of power must cease and the color of the board carpet must be blue.

I know that the purple loving fear mongers are saying that if purple loses, there will be riots across the board. But we cannot be swayed by fear. We must vote for BLUE because it's the right thing to do.
It the purple voters want a fight, we on the Lord's side are prepared to give them one.

VOTE BLUE!

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Great now a virtual church split Shocked Wink
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Post Re: I accuse Shaun of misuse of power PastorJackson
roughridercog wrote:
He, along with Acorn, are manipulating the votes on the board to make it "appear" that purple is the color of choice. I can't see conservative Christians just remaining idle during this.
He and Acord are working hard to make the voters think that a vote for God's color choice (BLUE) will be a wasted vote.
May I shout?

WE CANNOT ALLOW THIS TO HAPPEN A SECOND TIME!

The abuse of power must cease and the color of the board carpet must be blue.

I know that the purple loving fear mongers are saying that if purple loses, there will be riots across the board. But we cannot be swayed by fear. We must vote for BLUE because it's the right thing to do.
It the purple voters want a fight, we on the Lord's side are prepared to give them one.

VOTE BLUE!


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Post It's those undecided wafflers roughridercog
who are voting for the third party that are going to enable Satan to get the victory here.
Change your vote while it's still not too late.

Come on over to God's side.

Don't be found on the wrong side.

Don't halt between two opinions by voting hardwood.

Vote BLUE
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Post PastorJackson
it appears the wood has it! But will wait till the newly found undervotes are counted Twisted Evil Wink
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I feel the Lord calling me to pick and choose my battles. I feel released to allow blue or hardwood floors, but absolutely will stick to my convictions on Charmin brand toilet paper.

If this upsets you, I'm sorry, but I MUST follow my convictions.
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ShaunThe wrote:
I feel the Lord calling me to pick and choose my battles. I feel released to allow blue or hardwood floors, but absolutely will stick to my convictions on Charmin brand toilet paper.

If this upsets you, I'm sorry, but I MUST follow my convictions.


Let's compromise.
I'll go with the Charmin toilet paper, but the roll must come up from underneath, not over the top.
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roughridercog wrote:
ShaunThe wrote:
I feel the Lord calling me to pick and choose my battles. I feel released to allow blue or hardwood floors, but absolutely will stick to my convictions on Charmin brand toilet paper.

If this upsets you, I'm sorry, but I MUST follow my convictions.


Let's compromise.
I'll go with the Charmin toilet paper, but the roll must come up from underneath, not over the top.


Ohhhh no you didnt! now you done it. Everyone know that God ordained it over the top. Remember blessings flow from the top down. There is a principle in this. Twisted Evil Laughing
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roughridercog wrote:
Let's compromise.
I'll go with the Charmin toilet paper, but the roll must come up from underneath, not over the top.


Get out the oil, boys. We're gonna PRAY THIS DEMON OUTTA HIM! DEMON OF TOILET PAPER FROM UNDERNEATH, LOOSE HIM! LET HIM GO, IN JESUS' NAME!
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Post I Say Blue Because... Mark Knight
Ky. Wildcats color is blue and everyone knows God is a UK fan.
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I just can't believe that all this time we've had the Spirit of Toilet Paper From Underneath dwelling in our midst and no one had the true spirit of discernment to know there was a wolf among us.
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ShaunThe wrote:
I just can't believe that all this time we've had the Spirit of Toilet Paper From Underneath dwelling in our midst and no one had the true spirit of discernment to know there was a wolf among us.


I'm not the one who was having Acorn juggle the ballots.
Yes, I admit it.
I put toilet paper on the roll coming up from underneath. It just feels natural. God made me that way.
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roughridercog wrote:
ShaunThe wrote:
I just can't believe that all this time we've had the Spirit of Toilet Paper From Underneath dwelling in our midst and no one had the true spirit of discernment to know there was a wolf among us.


I'm not the one who was having Acorn juggle the ballots.
Yes, I admit it.
I put toilet paper on the roll coming up from underneath. It just feels natural. God made me that way.


God can deliver you if you repent. Smile
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roughridercog wrote:
ShaunThe wrote:
I just can't believe that all this time we've had the Spirit of Toilet Paper From Underneath dwelling in our midst and no one had the true spirit of discernment to know there was a wolf among us.


I'm not the one who was having Acorn juggle the ballots.
Yes, I admit it.
I put toilet paper on the roll coming up from underneath. It just feels natural. God made me that way.


I see the ballots are changing, so where did all those blue ones come from? Chicago? Wink
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PastorJackson wrote:
roughridercog wrote:
ShaunThe wrote:
I just can't believe that all this time we've had the Spirit of Toilet Paper From Underneath dwelling in our midst and no one had the true spirit of discernment to know there was a wolf among us.


I'm not the one who was having Acorn juggle the ballots.
Yes, I admit it.
I put toilet paper on the roll coming up from underneath. It just feels natural. God made me that way.


God can deliver you if you repent. Smile


No repentance is necessary.

Toilet paper is not mentioned in the Bible, so God let's us make the decision as free moral agents which way the toilet paper should go. But He prefers it to come from the bottom so the cat can't unroll the whole thing.
God was with me regarding the blue carpet. Do you think He'd depart on the truth of the toilet paper?
I say, NAY.
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