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Dave Dorsey |
Two pieces of thin-sliced bacon were born and ordained to be united into a single piece of thick-sliced bacon.
What'd you have for breakfast this morning? |
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3/18/18 7:52 am
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| Re: Made an amazing discovery today |
Old Time Country Preacher |
| Dave Dorsey wrote: | Two pieces of thin-sliced bacon were born and ordained to be united into a single piece of thick-sliced bacon.
What'd you have for breakfast this morning? |
I don't know ifn ya exegeted at thing right, Dave. But I bet it was good.  |
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3/18/18 8:02 am
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| Siamese twin bacon? |
roughridercog |
Was the separation surgery successful?
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3/18/18 3:05 pm
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Dave Dorsey |
| roughridercog wrote: | | Was the separation surgery successful? |
If there was any separation, it occurred in a place where I could not see it. The bacon remained joined in marriage as long as I saw it. |
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3/18/18 3:12 pm
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Cojak |
| Dave Dorsey wrote: | Two pieces of thin-sliced bacon were born and ordained to be united into a single piece of thick-sliced bacon.
What'd you have for breakfast this morning? |
Our splurge in calories and what every else is in it, We visited the waffle House and had a Pecan Waffle with regular syrup! WITH THEIR GREAT COFFEE, (DO NOT TELL RR).
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3/18/18 10:41 pm
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Aaron Scott |
Two THICK-SLICED pieces of bacon united in matrimony to form an even THICKER slice of bacon!
BTW, look up Gaffigan's comedy routine on bacon on YouTube. Well worth your time. |
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