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satan has taken the bibles out of the church nowadays

Friendly Face Posts: 183 **1/9/18 12:21 pm**

GLORY TO GOD ANYHOW
i mean to tel you GOd aint playing anymor
the modern cog and others are removing the bibles out of the churches and puttin up on these TV monitors
i brougt my BIBLE to ones of these modern uptown cog and the pastors wife came to me and said they have the bible on the screen now and i dont have to open it WHAT??? I TOLD her to listen here and im going to open my bible anyhow and you can hide hers if she wants to
she looked at me funny and walked away
sad sad sad these pitiful churches removing the Bibles
my cousin told me to be quiet but im shouting anyhow
HOLINESS OR HELL

Beaulah

Cojak

01000001 01100011 01110100 01110011 Posts: 24277 **1/9/18 2:13 pm**

There is a reason for this BfB, some folk today don't know where Acts is in the REAL bible and the pastor has to wait too long for them to find it. Lots of folks don't know if it is the Back Bible or the Front Bible!

Just sayin'. Embarassed

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bradfreeman

Re: satan has taken the bibles out of the church nowadays

Acts-dicted Posts: 9027 **1/10/18 7:29 am**

bonnie knox

Re: satan has taken the bibles out of the church nowadays

[Insert Acts Pun Here] Posts: 14803 **1/10/18 10:09 am**

Old Time Country Preacher

Re: satan has taken the bibles out of the church nowadays

Acts-pert Poster Posts: 15564 **1/10/18 10:50 am**

bradfreeman

Re: satan has taken the bibles out of the church nowadays

Acts-dicted Posts: 9027 **1/10/18 11:13 am**

Ernie Long

No Joke

Acts Enthusiast Posts: 1050 **1/11/18 12:30 pm**

My wife and I always take our Bibles to church, when the pastor told the congregation what his scriptures were, my wife and I started turning to those scriptures. My wife had a lady sitting behind her and the lady tap my wife on her shoulder and told her that she didn't need her Bible, because the words would be on the screen and she could read them from there.

This is one of the reasons we have Biblical illiterate christians in the church.

Link

Re: No Joke

Acts-perienced Poster Posts: 11849 **1/14/18 11:11 am**

Ernie Long

Re: No Joke

Acts Enthusiast Posts: 1050 **1/14/18 3:14 pm**

No Link, it isn't. I have a deceased aunt whose name was Beulah why do you ask?

This morning, for the first time in a long time, we didn't take our Bibles to church and guess what, we had an evangelist and his scriptures wasn't put up on the screen. So, we stand there along with well over half the church listening to him read the Word to us.

Link

Re: No Joke

Acts-perienced Poster Posts: 11849 **1/15/18 10:22 pm**

Cojak

Re: No Joke

01000001 01100011 01110100 01110011 Posts: 24277 **1/15/18 10:37 pm**

Link

Re: No Joke

Acts-perienced Poster Posts: 11849 **1/15/18 11:15 pm**

bonnie knox

[Insert Acts Pun Here] Posts: 14803 **1/16/18 10:05 am**

Just so everyone knows--I'm not "Bound for Beaulah," though I sincerely hope I'm bound for Beulah. I'm still only registered under one user name on Acts, though I could probably have a lot of fun with a parody.

(You can sing it to the tune of Jessi Colter's "I'm Not Lisa".... ...I'm not Beaulah. My name is Bonnie....)

bradfreeman

Re: No Joke

Acts-dicted Posts: 9027 **1/16/18 10:38 am**

Bound For Beaulah

I BIND YOU

Friendly Face Posts: 183 **1/16/18 1:22 pm**

GLORY TO GOD ANYHOW
I BIND YOU
u can call me names all day but when Jesus calls me you can call me gone

HOLINESS OR HELL

Beaulah

Old Time Country Preacher

Re: I BIND YOU

Acts-pert Poster Posts: 15564 **1/16/18 3:19 pm**