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Post ... Cojak
double post. But glad you stopped by! Cool
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I know a guy whom the pastor asks to give a little talk before the receiving of the offering (at a little country COG in NC). One time he talked about being a "cheerful" giver. He said there was a man who told the doctor his advice was great. "I've been cheerful and got a hot mama."
"No," the doctor replied. "What I said was be careful you have a heart murmur."
So my friend read the verse about God loving a cheerful giver and asked the congregation if they were careful givers or cheerful givers.		 [Insert Acts Pun Here]
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bonnie knox wrote:
I know a guy whom the pastor asks to give a little talk before the receiving of the offering (at a little country COG in NC). One time he talked about being a "cheerful" giver. He said there was a man who told the doctor his advice was great. "I've been cheerful and got a hot mama."
"No," the doctor replied. "What I said was be careful you have a heart murmur."
So my friend read the verse about God loving a cheerful giver and asked the congregation if they were careful givers or cheerful givers.


Bonnie I hate to say it but that lies in the same category as ;

Why did the farmer name his hog Ink ? Because he kept running out of the pen.


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Post Cojak
I am glad you guys didn't hi-jack this post and stayed on subject. LOL Since we are on the subject of forgiveness ..........

I think it is very important to never get a hot mama if you cannot stay in the pen. Especially if your name is ink and you have a heart murmur! Wink

Got it!

( I do love an open post., BTW Y'all those did make me smile.) Smile
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c6thplayer1 wrote:
bonnie knox wrote:
I know a guy whom the pastor asks to give a little talk before the receiving of the offering (at a little country COG in NC). One time he talked about being a "cheerful" giver. He said there was a man who told the doctor his advice was great. "I've been cheerful and got a hot mama."
"No," the doctor replied. "What I said was be careful you have a heart murmur."
So my friend read the verse about God loving a cheerful giver and asked the congregation if they were careful givers or cheerful givers.


Bonnie I hate to say it but that lies in the same category as ;

Why did the farmer name his hog Ink ? Because he kept running out of the pen.


Cool




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Post Cojak
Why is Smiles the longest word in the English language?
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There is a mile between the two s's!
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You said it twice, but I still cannot interpret it! Confused Confused


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Cojak wrote:
double post. But glad you stopped by! Cool
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