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Post free lawn service for Ole Timer in Pikeville (pic) bonnie knox
Ole Timer, when Larry said his church had mowed his lawn and you wished for the same, I couldn't help thinking of an ad I saw on craigslist the other day. It said, "Free goats; they keep getting out and eating my grapevine."
There you go, free lawn service.

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No way Miss Bonnie, em goats look full a the devil an all.......... Acts-pert Poster
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We use something a little more advanced ;

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Post Re: free lawn service for Ole Timer in Pikeville (pic) Cojak
bonnie knox wrote:
Ole Timer, when Larry said his church had mowed his lawn and you wished for the same, I couldn't help thinking of an ad I saw on craigslist the other day. It said, "Free goats; they keep getting out and eating my grapevine."
There you go, free lawn service.



Perfect, the USN used goats to mow the grass around all ammo dumps, they mow and do not make sparks to set off the explosives.

Better take 'em goats OTCP, they work! Cool
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AWWW baloney! That thing can't fertilize as you mow! Shocked
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