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What is a "Certified" Ordained Minister in the COG? |
Old Time Country Preacher |
I was lookin at a COG website just now an seen the follerin statement on the pastor's page, "Pastor ****** is a certified Ordained Minister in the Church of God."
1. Is certified an additional level of credibility?
2. What does this say for fellers who is only ordained ministers, but not certified ordained ministers?
3. Is a certified ordained minister someone who completed 100% of CAMS and MIP an was not exempted cause they played golf with the AB?
4. Is a certified ordained minister someone whose wife was not exempted from MIP cause she was the state evangelism directors daughter?
5. Is a certified ordained minister somebody whose degrees are from legitimately accredited schools and not unaccredited or fake accredited degree mills?
What is this "CERTIFIED" business? |
Acts-pert Poster Posts: 15564 6/25/16 11:57 am
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Da Sheik |
It means the minister takes the AB's dog to the groomer , picks up his dry cleaning, and spends more time hanging around in the State Office than his local church.
That, my friend, is the basis of said certification. Alas, since I will never do any of the above, I will never reach the summit of certification. I'm content with being a doctor from an unaccredited institution of higher learning. All it took was a swipe of my debit card and I gained instant credibility.
Certification ? We don't need no stinking certification |
Acts Enthusiast Posts: 1860 6/25/16 12:08 pm
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diakoneo |
Da Sheik wrote: | It means the minister takes the AB's dog to the groomer , picks up his dry cleaning, and spends more time hanging around in the State Office than his local church.
That, my friend, is the basis of said certification. Alas, since I will never do any of the above, I will never reach the summit of certification. I'm content with being a doctor from an unaccredited institution of higher learning. All it took was a swipe of my debit card and I gained instant credibility.
Certification ? We don't need no stinking certification |
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Golf Cart Mafia Consigliere Posts: 3382 6/25/16 1:35 pm
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It means... |
roughridercog |
"He's bonified."
Taken from the movie OH BROTHER WHERE ART THOU? _________________ Doctor of Bovinamodulation |
Acts Mod Posts: 25306 6/25/16 1:51 pm
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Cojak |
Da Sheik wrote: | It means the minister takes the AB's dog to the groomer , picks up his dry cleaning, and spends more time hanging around in the State Office than his local church.
That, my friend, is the basis of said certification. Alas, since I will never do any of the above, I will never reach the summit of certification. I'm content with being a doctor from an unaccredited institution of higher learning. All it took was a swipe of my debit card and I gained instant credibility.
Certification ? We don't need no stinking certification ;) |
Roger! _________________ Some facts but mostly just my opinion!
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01000001 01100011 01110100 01110011 Posts: 24277 6/25/16 3:10 pm
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c6thplayer1 |
Heirarchy of the Church; { As seen from the top }
Doctor
Certified Ordained Minister { Newly added }
Ordained Minister
Minister
Pew Setter
Janitor
Garbage Man
Potato Peeler
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Instigator
Nay sayer
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Hon. Dr. in Acts-celeratology Posts: 6385 6/25/16 7:17 pm
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Eddie Robbins |
When one is given a certificate, they are certified. |
Acts-pert Poster Posts: 16509 6/25/16 8:38 pm
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Cojak |
c6thplayer1 wrote: | Heirarchy of the Church; { As seen from the top }
Doctor
Certified Ordained Minister { Newly added }
Ordained Minister
Minister
Pew Setter
Janitor
Garbage Man
Potato Peeler
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Instigator
Nay sayer
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Music Minister |
Not true! Our music minister is above the janitor! _________________ Some facts but mostly just my opinion!
jacsher@aol.com
http://shipslog-jack.blogspot.com/ |
01000001 01100011 01110100 01110011 Posts: 24277 6/25/16 10:23 pm
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georgiapath |
Da Sheik wrote: | It means the minister takes the AB's dog to the groomer , picks up his dry cleaning, and spends more time hanging around in the State Office than his local church.
That, my friend, is the basis of said certification. Alas, since I will never do any of the above, I will never reach the summit of certification. I'm content with being a doctor from an unaccredited institution of higher learning. All it took was a swipe of my debit card and I gained instant credibility.
Certification ? We don't need no stinking certification |
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Acts-dicted Posts: 7587 6/27/16 7:39 am
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JLarry |
I have a certificate. I suppose that's makes me a "Certified Ordained Bishop" with the COG Cleveland Tn. _________________ Recorded Sermons @ www.pastorwiley.com
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Acts Mod Posts: 3346 6/27/16 9:32 am
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bonnie knox |
Click HERE, Ole Timer. |
[Insert Acts Pun Here] Posts: 14803 6/27/16 9:43 am
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Here's how it works, OTCP |
Aaron Scott |
Now, sir, I know you are ordained, but it is worthless--worthless, I tell you!--without this here certification. You pay me--us, I mean us!--to thoroughly vet your credentials by answering certain questions and the such. We also will come to a service and ensure that all is, um, certifiable. This will be good for five years, at which time you may renew for an additional fee.
Our current certification fee is $500. Just think, for just $500, you are certifiably...certifiably...you are a certified ordained minister. It makes you superior in every way.
Now, if you plan to open a college, we also have an accreditation agency that accredits your college. Because we know you have scholars teaching, but believe me, it's worthless--worthless, I tell you!--without our accreditation! |
Hon. Dr. in Acts-celeratology Posts: 6032 6/27/16 11:50 am
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