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Acts-pert Poster Posts: 16509 **1/13/16 5:30 pm**

The gifts of the Spirit are greater than the fruit of the Spirit.

Quiet Wyatt

[Insert Acts Pun Here] Posts: 12802 **1/13/16 6:04 pm**

That your own physical death will sanctify you entirely.

That you can't help but sin no matter what in this life.

That you can be saved and not sanctified.

That no matter what, you have to sin every day.

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Acts-perienced Poster Posts: 11849 **1/13/16 6:06 pm**

Tithe up for one kind of blessing, and tithe down for another. I think tithing up was for financial blessings and down for spiritual or maybe vice versa. Not sure what the blessing was. A pastor who gives to his congregation would be 'tithing down' in this scenario. 'Up' is someone else higher up on the hierarchy.
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Quiet Wyatt

[Insert Acts Pun Here] Posts: 12802 **1/13/16 6:13 pm**

It is ALWAYS God's will to heal you in this life, and if you're sick, it's your own fault, since God's word promises 'divine health.'

Eddie Robbins

Acts-pert Poster Posts: 16509 **1/13/16 6:15 pm**

Repeat this prayer to ask Jesus in your heart or to accept Jesus. If you do, you're saved.

Quiet Wyatt

Quiet Wyatt · [Insert Acts Pun Here] Posts: 12802 **1/13/16 6:23 pm**

Probably the wackiest one I ever heard was:

"You can be saved and living just like the Devil himself!!!"

I heard it at a county-wide interdenominational meeting, from the pulpit. The preacher was the pastor of one of the local Southern Baptist churches. He was expounding on the doctrine of unconditional eternal security. At least he was logically consistent.

diakoneo

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Cojak

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The funniest thing I heard as a kid was:

"Adam and Eve was just like me 'n you, 'cept they didn't have a navel."

Logically it could be true, it just struck me 'n the boys as being funny, since we had never heard that taught in Sunday School.! Shocked

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Eddie Robbins

Acts-pert Poster Posts: 16509 **1/13/16 7:13 pm**

There's a difference in the Holy Spirit and the Holy Ghost.

Cojak

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Old Time Country Preacher

Acts-pert Poster Posts: 15570 **1/14/16 12:12 am**

Old Time Country Preacher

Acts-pert Poster Posts: 15570 **1/14/16 12:15 am**

Talk about wacky revelations, what about em fellers who introduce their selves as "Dr" Doe based on a honery doctorate. Talk about callin something that aint as though it is.

Eddie Robbins

Acts-pert Poster Posts: 16509 **1/14/16 8:24 am**

Preaching against cussing while using the phrase "my God" or "bless God" when it is not appropriate as in...."bless God, I nailed that shot!"

skinnybishop

Acts Enthusiast Posts: 1055 **1/14/16 10:17 am**

Old Time Country Preacher

Acts-pert Poster Posts: 15570 **1/14/16 10:58 am**

"What He's done for others, He'll do for you."

In salvation, yes.

In individual circumstances, no. Their all different and his will dictates the response.

Da Sheik

Acts Enthusiast Posts: 1860 **1/14/16 1:51 pm**

Just wait until it's "beg-a-thon" time on your favorite Christian TV station. You're sure to hear some whacky thing you've never heard before in hopes of garnering an offering or a pledge.

Cojak

01000001 01100011 01110100 01110011 Posts: 24282 **1/14/16 4:12 pm**