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Would OT make a good General Overseer

Hon. Dr. in Acts-celeratology Posts: 6385 **11/4/15 10:25 pm**

Rate 1 to 10 with 1 being best and 10 being the worst.

My rating would be #1

Old Time Country Preacher

Acts-pert Poster Posts: 15565 **11/4/15 11:16 pm**

If elected to the esteemed position as prelate and presiding bishop of the Church of God, on my very first day in office, I commit to the following 5-Point Approach in my administration:

1. DOCTRINE: Begin the process of extracting/eliminating any and all forms of Woffie teachin, TULIP talk, OSAS stuff, from anything connected with the COG. Its gonna be Wesleyan Holiness an Pentecost right down the line.

2. ETHICS: Requirin at all degrees listed/used among preachers on websites, business cards, church letterheads, published in print, must be from a school what has recognized accreditation.

3. RELEVANCY: Encourage all local churches to change their name to include the word POINTE. In this way, each local church will have a cuttin edge and relevant appeal.

4. EVANGELISM: We gonna get back to the tent meetin circuit, encouraging all aspirin evangelists to buy their own tent an hit the road.

5. GENUINE PENTECOSTAL PREACHING: This settin down preachin stuff, with a little bitty table an a bottle a water, is gotta go. If preachers want Starbucks, hey, they can go after church. An we gonna git rid a these ear piece and lapel microphones. Ever Ordained Bishop will be required to get a hand held Shure Model 56 microphone with a 50 ft cord. The prissy preachin is gonna give way to Pentecostal Preachin.

Mat

but I can't ...

Acts Enthusiast Posts: 1979 **11/5/15 8:46 am**

But I can't use my IPad if I have to hold my mic!

Mat

PS I thought those tables were just skinny pulpits.

Methocostal

Friendly Face Posts: 496 **11/5/15 11:29 am**

OT has my vote Smile

Cojak

01000001 01100011 01110100 01110011 Posts: 24277 **11/5/15 12:06 pm**

10, TEN, TEN

Iffn I can get my papers restored, at's my vote.

I don't like preachers tripping over the mike cord and knocking miss Bessie.s flower arrangement down.

I like them little desks and a sit down preacher, Some times I feel like my grand son who looked up at me wonct and asked, "Why is he running around and yelling at us?"

Only if my papers are restored, and acknowledgement of my life's achievements more than merits my Doctorate, could I give him a #1.

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Old Time Country Preacher

Acts-pert Poster Posts: 15565 **11/5/15 12:47 pm**

bonnie knox

[Insert Acts Pun Here] Posts: 14803 **11/5/15 1:36 pm**

I ain't votin fer ya till I find out if Mama has give up movin to Mississippi and would settle for movin to tha Holy City. (And then I still might not vote fer ya! I just don't know if I can cotton to havin a overseer what goes bananas over Pink Floyd.)

Old Time Country Preacher

Acts-pert Poster Posts: 15565 **11/5/15 2:18 pm**

bonnie knox

[Insert Acts Pun Here] Posts: 14803 **11/5/15 2:21 pm**

Well, I guess that puts an end to that.

I just wonder if you tellin folks you voted in favor of wimmin bishops is a good idee if you campaignin for overseer an all.

Old Time Country Preacher

Acts-pert Poster Posts: 15565 **11/5/15 2:30 pm**

Cojak

01000001 01100011 01110100 01110011 Posts: 24277 **11/5/15 2:44 pm**