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Post Marcus/Joni got a 5' Shofar Old Time Country Preacher
Just seen the Lambs on DayStar talkin. They was standin before a big table. On the table was a 5' shofar, a small replica a the Ark of the Covenant, an a couple a other Jewish paraphernalia. If ya plant a $1000 seed now (money for DayStar), John Hagee will gonna pray a prayer of blessin over ya. Acts-pert Poster
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Post Cojak
I knowed a guy what got a ...... ( Sorry, It is still a secret!) Embarassed
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Post Dave Dorsey
Did they actually say that John Hagee would pray for people who sent in $1000? [Insert Acts Pun Here]
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Post Old Time Country Preacher
Dave Dorsey wrote:
Did they actually say that John Hagee would pray for people who sent in $1000?


They had a CD of John Hagee quotin scriptures/prayin, least that's what it looked like when they showed it, an for them that "planted a seed" of $1000, they was gonna commence playin the Hagee CD as speakin blessin over the folk.
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Post Dave Dorsey
I still don't understand what you are trying to say. Were people given a copy of the CD in exchange for $1000? [Insert Acts Pun Here]
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While folk was callin in the $1000 seed, the cd of Hagee commenced playin in the background. Acts-pert Poster
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Post georgiapath
Ain't none of them TV preachers going to get my $l000.00. Laughing Laughing Acts-dicted
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Post Nature Boy Florida
What if some unscrupulous person got the Hagee praying CD and played it for themselves without giving the 1000 - what would happen to them?
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Nature Boy Florida wrote:
What is some unscrupulous person got the Hagee praying CD and played it for themselves without giving the 1000 - what would happen to them?


The Hagee CD is $1000, so they gonna git the seed gift. Wink
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