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manogod |
After that last question it sure got quiet. _________________ Ken Shelton |
Friendly Face Posts: 202 2/28/08 9:47 pm
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daddyohohoh |
What I find amazing is that the ladies are definitely absent from this thread.
Trust me, it's not from the lack of "interest", it's that fact that it is as much a mental situation as it is a physical. _________________ HUGGIN' NECKS & KISSIN' BABIES
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Acts-celerater Posts: 960 2/28/08 9:52 pm
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I feel an "Obamagasm" ............ |
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Friendly Face Posts: 199 2/28/08 10:27 pm
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Re: Females |
Memory03 |
Pastor Gary wrote: | Memory03 wrote: | why do you think the male species needs this and the female species does not? |
You don't believe females masturbate? |
l've yet to hear one brag about it on this board... while l'm sure that some do... l don't think the number would be high... _________________ Be Blessed!
Memory03
8233 post at the original Acts Board...
Real Men get their haircut in a Barber Shop... The rest go to beauty parlors... |
01000001 01100011 01110100 01110011 Posts: 21953 2/28/08 10:28 pm
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Re: Females |
Pastor Gary |
Memory03 wrote: | Pastor Gary wrote: | Memory03 wrote: | why do you think the male species needs this and the female species does not? |
You don't believe females masturbate? |
l've yet to hear one brag about it on this board... while l'm sure that some do... l don't think the number would be high... |
You have not heard that many MEN "brag" (confess) about it either... and the statistical evidence for female masturbation is pretty well-established. _________________ I reserve the right to own my words and thoughts without edits. |
Acts Mod Posts: 3530 2/28/08 10:35 pm
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Re: Females |
Ichthus77 |
Pastor Gary wrote: | Memory03 wrote: | Pastor Gary wrote: |
You don't believe females masturbate? |
l've yet to hear one brag about it on this board... while l'm sure that some do... l don't think the number would be high... |
You have not heard that many MEN "brag" (confess) about it either... and the statistical evidence for female masturbation is pretty well-established. |
Well, they say 97% of males masturbate.
.....and the other 3% are liars. Women and their percentages? HMMMM... who knows..... |
Acts Enthusiast Posts: 1270 2/28/08 10:52 pm
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daddyohohoh |
I think we might be surprised by those percentages. _________________ HUGGIN' NECKS & KISSIN' BABIES
John Keeling |
Acts-celerater Posts: 960 2/28/08 10:55 pm
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In the words of Beavis and Butthead....... |
The strict Constructionis |
................ Quote: | Hu hu hu hu hu hu. You said masturbation. Hu hu hu hu hu. |
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Golf Cart Mafia Capo Famiglia Posts: 4295 2/28/08 10:59 pm
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Memory03 |
Quote: | I tell my own children that masterbation is a gift from God |
sooooooo... do you think they are thinking about God while they are ministering to their flesh? or maybe they are in deep thought about some of His creation? _________________ Be Blessed!
Memory03
8233 post at the original Acts Board...
Real Men get their haircut in a Barber Shop... The rest go to beauty parlors... |
01000001 01100011 01110100 01110011 Posts: 21953 2/28/08 11:10 pm
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Ichthus77 |
Memory03 wrote: | or maybe they are in deep thought about some of His creation? |
Like some preachers might say "these days 'stead of thinkin' 'bout Eve, some of them's thinkin' 'bout Steve!" |
Acts Enthusiast Posts: 1270 2/28/08 11:20 pm
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Fisher |
Ichthus77 wrote: | Memory03 wrote: | or maybe they are in deep thought about some of His creation? |
Like some preachers might say "these days 'stead of thinkin' 'bout Eve, some of them's thinkin' 'bout Steve!" |
Let me think about this. I will get back to you in about 2 minutes! _________________ There is an objective reality out there, but we view it through the spectacles of our beliefs, attitudes, and values. ~David G. Myers |
Golf Cart Mafia Associate Posts: 2017 2/28/08 11:26 pm
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Memory03 |
Ichthus77 wrote: | Memory03 wrote: | or maybe they are in deep thought about some of His creation? |
Like some preachers might say "these days 'stead of thinkin' 'bout Eve, some of them's thinkin' 'bout Steve!" |
hey... l haven't considered that... l was asking about specific people... _________________ Be Blessed!
Memory03
8233 post at the original Acts Board...
Real Men get their haircut in a Barber Shop... The rest go to beauty parlors... |
01000001 01100011 01110100 01110011 Posts: 21953 2/28/08 11:30 pm
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Great one Ichthus............... |
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Golf Cart Mafia Capo Famiglia Posts: 4295 2/28/08 11:36 pm
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Poimen |
It is definitely a struggle all face. I don't have all the answers, and I think it is hard to draw a definitive line on when or what is sinful in this regard. That being said...
Whatever value the physical act may have in stemming sexual desire there is the danger of it fostering sexual desire as well.
If one can merely release biological pressure then I suppose they are well within the bounds of Scripture. However, if one has, or has to have, sexual thoughts or stimuli in order to perform the act then the danger of committing sin is present, and a real threat. _________________ Poimen
Bro. Christopher
Singing: "Let us then be true and faithful -- trusting, serving, everyday. Just one glimpse of Him in glory will the toils of life repay." |
Hon. Dr. in Acts-celeratology Posts: 5657 2/28/08 11:42 pm
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Memory03 |
Poimen wrote: |
Whatever value the physical act may have in stemming sexual desire there is the danger of it fostering sexual desire as well.
If one can merely release biological pressure then I suppose they are well within the bounds of Scripture. However, if one has, or has to have, sexual thoughts or stimuli in order to perform the act then the danger of committing sin is present, and a real threat. |
bingo!!! _________________ Be Blessed!
Memory03
8233 post at the original Acts Board...
Real Men get their haircut in a Barber Shop... The rest go to beauty parlors... |
01000001 01100011 01110100 01110011 Posts: 21953 2/28/08 11:47 pm
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The CoG Bullet |
Memory03 wrote: | Quote: | I tell my own children that masterbation is a gift from God |
sooooooo... do you think they are thinking about God while they are ministering to their flesh? or maybe they are in deep thought about some of His creation? |
I surely want to think you're just messing with someone. Do you think about God 24x7 and engage in some deep thoughts about him every second of every day? Do you think about God when you belly up to the food bar and have a third plate of slop? Do you think about God when you take a squat on the toilet? Both are great gifts from him...the toilet as well as the ability to defecate. It's a gift from God to have money to go to Ryans and in some regard, their chicken pot pie could be considered a gift from God.
How bout it Mem, do you apply the standard you're judging this post by?
Bullet _________________ Shootin em' straight,
Groupin em' tight-
The CoG Bullet |
Acts-celerater Posts: 983 2/29/08 4:38 am
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Memory03 |
The CoG Bullet wrote: | I surely want to think you're just messing with someone. Do you think about God 24x7 and engage in some deep thoughts about him every second of every day? Do you think about God when you belly up to the food bar and have a third plate of slop? Do you think about God when you take a squat on the toilet? Both are great gifts from him...the toilet as well as the ability to defecate. It's a gift from God to have money to go to Ryans and in some regard, their chicken pot pie could be considered a gift from God.
How bout it Mem, do you apply the standard you're judging this post by?
Bullet |
yes l do... its you liberals that don't give your personal relationship with God consideration... you're hung up on the thought that "Lust of the Flesh" is fine and dandy in your sin ridden eyes... you never use the standard of "Fear and Trembling" when making your warped decisions...
back at ya big boy... _________________ Be Blessed!
Memory03
8233 post at the original Acts Board...
Real Men get their haircut in a Barber Shop... The rest go to beauty parlors... |
01000001 01100011 01110100 01110011 Posts: 21953 2/29/08 8:40 am
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Steve LaFever |
Ichthus77 wrote: | Memory03 wrote: | or maybe they are in deep thought about some of His creation? |
Like some preachers might say "these days 'stead of thinkin' 'bout Eve, some of them's thinkin' 'bout Steve!" |
Hey, don't go throwing my name in the mud _________________ Steve LaFever |
Golf Cart Mafia Soldier Posts: 2352 2/29/08 9:12 am
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Memory? |
Steve LaFever |
Are you seriously saying you are thinking of God when you are "with" your wife?
Are you thinking of God when you go to the Bathroom?
I must admit that sometimes I don't even like to (just) lie in bed with my wife with no clothes because I know God can see me, but that is about the extent of me thinking of God when I'm with my wife. I know that sounds weird because he can see us regardless of whether we have clothes on or not. I don't have a problem taking a shower with no clothes, but for some odd reason, I feel strange to do it in other places. How's that for messed up Puritan thinking
I'm sure everybody already knew I was weird, so this is just the final icing on the cake isn't it
I've tried to read the Bible sometimes when I'm on the pot, and it just feels too weird and so I won't.
Yea, I know I am really warped _________________ Steve LaFever |
Golf Cart Mafia Soldier Posts: 2352 2/29/08 9:19 am
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Ichthus77 |
Steve LaFever wrote: | Ichthus77 wrote: | Memory03 wrote: | or maybe they are in deep thought about some of His creation? |
Like some preachers might say "these days 'stead of thinkin' 'bout Eve, some of them's thinkin' 'bout Steve!" |
Hey, don't go throwing my name in the mud |
Just so long as you remain the "thinkee" and not the "thinker" I think you're still OK.... |
Acts Enthusiast Posts: 1270 2/29/08 9:49 am
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